The Bible says it all…
I personally like the thought of Ings. He is a local lad,we luv an ex Burnley purchase, supports Saints, was impresssive prior to injury, excellent attitude. He will get on with Kat cause they both love a bit of charity work, he is mates with Charlie A, and JWP and he is still young.
The only downside is whether he can still play football as I havent seen him for ages .So based on that we should just go and buy the whole of Eastleigh second team and train them all up to be EFL players.
We have the ambition to keep what we hold.
That is, keep the honour of the best team on the South Coast of England.
That is the challenge we are ready for.
Sod it…Neymar has now joined PSG 
Was still holding out for the mighty Saints to come in at the last moment and steal him away. 
Apparently our Ford transit van broke down just outside of Barcelona carry our gold bars. 
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Transit?
I heard it was some Jobsworth at the airport who wouldn’t let his jet land.
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Some family work at the airport…Eastleigh/Southampton or is it Southampton/Easleigh? 
They said…powers to be would have allowed his jet to land ok 
But…the accompanying 4 jets with his clothing,Jewels,Gold…forgot the hair gel AND the entourage 
refusal to land said 4 other jets…meant Neymar getting a bassy 
on and diverting to his second choice…Paris 
COYS 
Now for Bale 
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Some might say “about time”…
I wonder who the ones we missed out on were?
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How many midfielders do we need?
Well everyone’s been saying we need a decent CM.
Celtic stay in UCL so Armstrong delayed, makes sense.
Box to box lump of a midfielder so maybe PEH or Clasie can go?
Now for that CB
Quick, strong, pass competion impressive…
Mario Lemina skills and goals…
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Sky breaking news is that we’ve agreed deal. Medical on Monday.
Thought I had my 1st bit of ITK-ery from a mate who has a mate at Hot Spuds.
Gazzaniga going to Spuds for £2m. He also doesn’t have a squad number this year (that right?)
Then I see the story on our own OptiNews 
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Here’s hoping!
Gallagher to Wolves for £8m (first link above) according to Alan Nixon from The Mirror.
Another story suggests Newcastle are also interested.
I presume he figures in our plans as he’s just been given a new 4 year deal.
A cynic would say we just gave him a 4 year contract so we could sell him for more
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I’ve been monitoring Fiverweb for Transfer News, and if I understand things correctly, Fitzhugh Fella (you know the Duncan Club historian bro that Turkish is always trolling on), is pimping his daughter out to Sam Gallagher, in an effort no doubt to secure stories + behind scenes photos for future books, and he said that Sam Gallagher is go nowhere.
But I may have misunderstood, it was mostly Supposition.
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Good old Spew Sports Exclusive....
GIBSON FOR VAN DIJK?
Southampton are hoping to sign Middlesbrough defender Ben Gibson in a £30m deal, according to The Sun.
Virgil van Dijk has handed in a transfer request at St Mary's - and the south-coast club are already lining up a replacement for the Dutchman.
Thoughts?
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