I thought you were talking about Man Utd.
And Mrs Waylander watches it
The Studio continues to excel, episode 3 with Ron Howard is hilarious.
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Its SciFi and a movie and about a thousand corner of eye moments where that is Trump, that is wrong, genius, different Mickey 17
Mickey 17 is like a BIG group of colonists heading to Matt Damonās Interstellar planet let by a Trumpite clown and a big HP Deskjet Printer and more
The marketing sounded he was an astronaut no he is the experiment for a huge church based migration from Earth and they are dumb
And something is gonna happen
Mighty clever and levels of clever
Very slow to get to it
Rogue Heroes S2.
Marvellous - said in a deep Northern Irish accent
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From The Corner. Someoneās put a lot of thought into this synopsis. 
Thinking more about the announcement that the team behind Adolescence are remaking Threads with Stephen Graham, Iām wondering about the look and feel of a Scouse version.
We open with some shots of the Liver building and Albert Dock, with a voiceover reminding us how interwoven urban societies are. Cue a couple of hooded youths mugging an old boy on his mobility scooter and faded shots of peeling posters of Mel C and The Lightning Seeds. Wetherspoons packed at 9am. A young moustachioed Scally and his haunted-looking girlfriend sit in a bricked-up car overlooking John Lennon Airport watching Jet2 flights take people to Magaluf. On the radio, Drakeās cover of Jonny B. Goode plays before an injecting News Broadcast from Nick Ferrari announcing the Russians have invaded Denmark and NATO has promised to take back the Ozempic factories at all costs. Depressed, the Scally turns to his girlfriend and tells her he thinks theyāll need another kid join the eight they already have if theyāre going to afford Sky next year. He reclines the seats to Audio commentary of Mo Salah scoring.
We cut to three days hence, a graphic tells us the Russians have pushed through to the Isle of Wight and Keir Starmer has convened a special committee to look into the feasibility of nationalising the WightLink ferry to transport the last two remaining tanks over to the front line near Cowes, hoping to delay the Spetsnaz troops whoāve rather enjoyed looting Percy Pigs from M&S. The outraged Daily Mail calls for the use of pre-emptive nukes on Southall, Leicester, Birmingham and Bradford to slow the Russian Advance, before blaming the EU for waving the Russians through in the first place. We see Ricky Tomlinson packing his Volvo with luggage and setting off to the South Coast to mediate on behalf of the oppressed people of Merseyside. A CND rally breaks down after a chorus of Justice for the 97 is met with boos from the assembled Reform party, whoāve come to harass the Justice for Gaza protesters. Local taxi drivers are seen volunteering to take young evacuees for long drives in the Countryside.
Cut to Stephen emerging blinking from a half demolished terrace in Toxteth, not sure if a bomb has dropped or not. The burned and overturned cars, abandoned shopping trolleys and pensioners wrapped in rags offer no clue, so he pushes on, relieved to see an army of jobless hooligans making their way to Anfield, realising with a smile everything is as it was. Then in a blinding flash, a 5 megaton warhead detonates over the city. Cut to Liza Tarbuck pissing her slacks outside Sports Direct. The statues of Paul McCartney and Cilla Black melt and we see JD Sports and the Dole Office explode. We see a badly disfigured Jamie Carragher bloodied and rolling in agony, before the shot pulls back to reveal heās slipped on his Algarve Pool deck and cut his elephantine head on a cocktail glass. Jamie Redknapp and Michael Owen tweet the hashtag #prayforthePool and Gary Lineker opens the evenings MOTD with a few words in Russian welcoming an open debate on the future of the country.
We cut forward thirteen years. Language is reduced to rudimentary grunts and people pick through bins and refuse sites. So no change there. Thereās an enormous line at the Jimmy Corkhill Memorial Handout centre for the government rationed chicken nuggets. People are seen filing claims for radiation sickness and back pain with a local Commissar. As we fade out we see a faded front page of the Express wondering how Putin taking Berkshire will affect house prices as a broken TV plays old DVD footage of Stan Boardman doing his Fokker gag.
Fade to grey, and a Russian version of Youāll Never Walk Alone.
Just finished watching Fargo Season 5 again as it was a favourite.
Great script, casting, plotted and actedā¦
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Hannah Bruger is an attractive lady, wearing a dress made of Fish Sccales and didnāt have time to dry her hair after her shower
Which means - Eurovision weekend - 2nd semi final tonight
Australia up first - at least I can hear the English presentations
The Milk Shake Man - a homage to the B 52ās
Proper Eurovision shit this
I need more booze
What the Hell just happened ?
The UK entry was AI cutting up every bad 80ās song and stitching them back together in a purely random fashion.
What a horrible mess
We know weāre not going to get a single point however good the song is, so might as well royally take the piss.
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Honestly.
Null Pwoints would be embarrassingly too many
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Remember when we invaded Iraq? Nul points for Jemini. It was a great song that, really inventive and different, but very difficult technically to perform. I heard an interview with two of the musicians, they said everything was fine until the live rendition and the foldback speakers got turned off ādue to a fault.ā Not being able to hear themselves, the performance was a fiasco.
They arenāt going to treat any UK entry any differently for the foreseeable future, not since Brexit. Itās a wholly political event now.
Seen lots of posts from the audience at the show of the reception for the Israeli act
TV showed wild reactions
Tweets showed booing and gestures
Danger!
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Ms Whiplash (or however you pronounce it), has moved up to one of the favourites
She had to TONE DOWN? her outfit -
2nd favourite is now Austria. Will need an expert but ignoring the media, this singer is surely a Ladyboy.
Team UK are sinking well in the ratings
Dont miss the Swedish guys singing about Saunas and popping out for a sausage. Who are obviously Finnish spies
The rest stays awful
Dammit
Gotta watch on Polish TV
5 zlity says Celine turns up
I liked the Baltic Guitar Band thing - Lithuania
Who can stop the Ladyboy?
Who will ever irder an Espresso Maachiato?
(Loved tge dancing DC-9 though)
Now fuck off time. Song 4
Austria
A filipino
From Dubai
Taught in UK
Singing Soprano
Might win it
Sadly.
UK girls didnāt Karaoke and after a run of mediocrity since Finland & Germany may just squeeze a Top 10 finish
Unless anyone saw them on Thursday
Look.
Sweden were just Eurovision.
They have to win
It was genius badin the audience vote?
UK?
Null pwoints
Switzerland could have eon
Null pwoints. Brutal
Phew.
Austria beat a political vote
Told ya The Ladyboy knocks it outta the park