Can I sayā¦INSPIRING. 
Poor bloody poplars having all their tree-gism swallowed by manās fire.
I guess you couldnāt do that if the grass and wood were dry. Get that wrong and it could be disastrous.
Yes, you could inseminate half of Spain.
What Bletch?
I always knew he was very fecund
I could have done all of Spain in my younger days.
I refer to the present era as āThe Viagra Yearsā. 
Whyā¦
Want that flashlight.
Thatās probably the most strangely compelling thing on the strangely compelling thread. Ive never heard of lumens and hadnāt considered the different levels of blackness there are. Iāve never put them together or thought about putting them together yet I watched all of that with interest. And Iām not sure why.
Blind them before you stun them ??
Never heard of lumens? Does the butler get your lightbulbs changed, then? 
Watt?
We donāt have a butler. The servant boy does it.
Or maybe not
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