Mark Dennis
Dave Allen or Tommy Cooper?
Mark Dennis
Dave Allen or Tommy Cooper?
Dave Allen
Heart or The Bangles
Heart
Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin?
Floyd
Matt Smith or David Tennant
Stone the heretic
Tenant
Ed Sheeran or James Blunt?
Sheeran - although I do like Blunt’s self effacing tweets
Hill Street Blues or Hawaii 5-O tbe original
No contest. Let’s be careful out there.
Nikki or Brie Bella?
Nikki, she needs consoling after being dumped by John Cena (what an idiot!!)
Gabriela or Monica Irimia
Gabriela
Mary Beard or Lucy Worsley ?
Lucy Worsley - but then again I’d take her over Gabriela, I like quirky intelligent women.
Lamb chop or Pork chop?
Lamb chop tonight FINALLY! 1st since I landed
Leeds or Man Utd?
Cunt - Leeds
Birdseye potato waffles or Findus crispy pancakes
Waffles
Rick Stein or Rick James
Rick Stein
Phil Collins or a massive pile of steaming pig manure?
Pig manure.
Diarrhea or constipation?
A finger of Fudge or a Kit Kat
Kit Kat.
Reminds me of a crude joke from my teenage years - what’s the difference between a Kit Kat and Joan Collins?
Quality Street Strawberry Delight or Orange Creme.
The purple one…
Doom or Duke Nukem
You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat.