🤪 Stir Crazy Antidote #4 - This or That

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This or That

In yet another attempt to take our mind off that germ (not @Barry-Sanchez), and to kill time until 22 blokes are allowed to kick a ball again, I thought I’d (re-)introduce an old forum classic.

Given the broad-minded nature of your average Sotonians member, I’m sure this won’t stay clean for very long.

Simple rules.

  1. Quote the post you’re replying to
  2. Answer their This or That question.
  3. Pose your own This or That question.
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Lager or Ale?

3

Twat, where is the Pilsner option?

Ale

Breast or thigh (Chicken)?

4

Thigh.

Blue or Red?

5

Red

Apple or Android

6

Android

Salt n’ vinegar or cheese n’ onion

7

Salt 'n vinegar.

Shaved or Stubble?

8

I see what you’re doing here…stubble.

Star Wars or Star Trek

9

Star trek

Stones or Beatles

10

Stones.

Butter or marge?

11

Butter

Lamb or Beef

12

Lamb

Marmite or cheese (on crumpets)

13

Or?

Fucking fascist.

Marmite.

Spain or Portugal?

14

Spain

Beattie or Pelle?

15

Pelle

Curly kale or Savoy cabbage?

16

A euphemism if ever I saw one

Savoy Cabbage

Smoked or unsmoked bacon?

17

unsmoked

Vodka or Gin

18

Smoked obvs … didn’t realise any other option.

Mars bar or Crunchie

19

Smoked

Crunchie

Cyclocross or Road?

20

Cyclocross.

Jaguar or BMW?