Silk, obvs.
Carpet or wooden floors?
Proper wooden ones, none of this laminate shit…
SPDs or mouse traps
Depends on bike!
Look carbon blades for me 
Tea or Coffee?
Tea (except 1st thing when its a 6 cup espresso with 3 sugars)
Just A Minute or Mornington Crescent ?
Mornington Crescent as long as I can use the line colours not their name, north on the black line to Waterloo…
Sandals or Flip Flops
Crocs?
Nah Sandals of course.
Red or Green Chillies?
Green.
Town or country?
Country
Bath or Shower?
Shower
Shampoo first or last
First
Wash cock or face first?
Cock. Crabs or gonnarea.
Crabs - transient, erm, probably, I guess, erm or so I’ve read. Cough.
Kill the bloke on the Go-compare advert or kill the bloke who wrote Baby Shark.
Baby shark.
Books or tv
Books
Cabernet Sauvignon or Malbec?
Cab Sav
Alt beer or Kolsch
Alt Bier
Natural or coloured breadcrumbs?
Natural.
Cressida Dick or Spotted Dick?
Spotted dick every time
Mastermind or university challenge
University Challenge.
It ain’t half hot Mum or Are you being served?
Jesus, that’s a difficult one. As a small boy I enjoyed It aint half hot mum more.
Mark Dennis or Terry Hurlock?