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I just found her annoying @pap but am prepared to wait.

I’m dubious about the captain as well, sorry @dubai_phil Doesn’t really seem like a captain, more an unhinged Psycho that took a wrong turn and somehow ended up as captain of a starship(just not plausible). How did a war monger end up captaining a science vessel?

He’s more suited to this version(not his ability, just the mental state his character portrays).

The fact that i am commenting more than just saying “it’s shit” gives me hope. I maybe just expected more than was reasonable to expect.

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Loaner gets pwned

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Episode 5.

Story moves on. Pap will write a review so I want to simply focus on the fact that this is a true benchmark in Trek history.

2 things happened for the first time ever in this universe.

  1. they dropped an F-bomb- twice

  2. 1st gay conversation between lovers.

Over to Pap to review it.

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Why thank you, @dubai_phil . Here is my review.

The main plot of this episode is a traditional Trek trope. Crew member is whisked off the ship in some fashion. The rest of the ship spends the episode trying to get kidnapped crew member back. In this case, it’s the Captain, and most of his scenes are again, very reminiscent of the Trek we’ve seen before. He’s locked in a prison cell with two other humans, including the intergalactic criminal Harry Mudd, a character that was in the original series. These scenes were pretty decent; Mudd has been nicely established as a major antagonist. We’ve not seen the last of him. These conversations also shed some light on Lorca’s previous command, and a great deal of insight into his character.

Burnham is still front and centre, of course. Realising that the tardigrade is both in pain, and probably sentient, she petitions Saru to find an alternative means of navigating the Discovery. He’s not interested in doing anything but using the tried and tested tardigrade in the rescue of the Captain. Starfleet’s first mutineer enlists the help of Discovery’s doctor to prove her theory. I am loving the Scooby Gang building up around the tight engineering team of Stamets, Tilly and Burnham. If @saint-or-sinner hasn’t found Tilly memorable to date, he certainly will now. The scene where they analyse things with their knowledge of the tardigrade will go down in Trek history.

This is a strong episode throughout, but it’s the third act where it propels itself into the top ten of all Star Trek episodes to date. The view on the Klingon ship suddenly gets a lot broader, as Lorca gets to see more of it. Acting Captain Saru shows both his best and worst sides in one mission. We get a real “needs of the many outweigh the few” moment. We see relationships improve, something ugly made beautiful, the first f-bombs, the first gay relationship and the potential birth of a super-villain.

We see something epic, and so fucking cool.

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Sorry @pap it was dull and predictable.

You owe me 45 minutes.

Only joking. It’s dragging me in(quite quickly now).

The annoying one has been memorable from the start(annoyingly), but gets to say fuck for the first time ever on Star Trek(and yes it worked very well). Almost made her more real. Could i have to eat my words soon?

Lorca is still a bit too mental for the role of a captain. I like him, as it opens up their options, but have reservations about the plausibility(still). How do you keep your job by fleeing and killing all of your crew? More to be revealed?

Saru i liked as a character in this episode, as you say “best and worst”. He learnt a lesson and will definitely become closer to Burnham as the show progresses.

The gay scene worried me, because they are normally put in without any realrelevance , but it was done well and there will be obvious work clashes between the two in the future.

Over all, despite my moaning, it was enjoyable and is expanding the characters quickly(needed, as it’s Star Trek, not one man and his dog).

@pap and @dubai_phil i may have to apologise for my reservations by the end of the series. It’s looking more than likely now :lou_smiley:

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I did miss one other FIRST TIME EVER moment from the show.

We saw people cleaning their teeth! (I’d guess sonic toothbrushes)

Will we FINALLY get to see someone go for a piss and an actual toilet?

Pah, without wanting to appear homophobic my gaydar was on Red Alert with those two from the start.

And also there was hints of it, when the doctor first went to see Chief Engineer blokey he said “we don’t normally talkt each other”…or something like that

I tried my best, but I had to tap out when i seen the retardigrade. It was too much nerd for me, it made me v.uncomfortable. What if someone had come in and seen me watching it?

Actually, having kids I get to see a lot of kids’ TV and the large Tardigrade thing was done in “Miles from Tomorrow” about 2 years ago.

There is definitely a case for ST to answer to as to where they go the idea from…

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It was true “Old Skool” emotional shit when they flushed the tardi down the loo and “set him free”

But it also means we’ll miss out on possible tardi porn, maybe getting to meet Mum & Dad.

I am now starting to believe we will see some Klingon Porn though, perhaps not Octopus shagging but too many hints coming along at the moment.

Firstly, nobody EVER wins a fist fight against a Klingon - nobody on Disco has lost one yet!

So we gotta have a link to augments or maybe they shagged Tellytubbies or whatever those weird furry faced piglets are called.

And the Tribble.

What’s that all about? One on Lorca’s desk? Only the one? And yet the after show is getting swamped by them.

Is the answer that the Klingons shagged the Tribbles?

Will have to wait until next week to find out.

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Sorry Bearsy you are a nerd by association, as tardigrades are also known as ‘space bears’ :lou_smiley:

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They had a SPORE DRIVE in a KIDS SHOW?

Blimey

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This IS getting Nerdy

In Arabic

بطيء الخطو

 

bati' alkhutu

This is getting nerdy

There’s an Arabic translation

بطيء الخطو
Translation of "tardigrade" in Arabic

بطيئات المشيه

That little guy over there is a tardigrade.
هذا الكائن الصغير هو من بطيئات ألمشيه.

The tardigrade, or water bear.
بطيئات ألمشيه" أو دببة الماء"

A guy named Bruce Rosner looked at the tardigrade - which dries out completely, and yet stays alive for months and months and months, and is able to regenerate itself.
رجل يدعى بروس روزنر نظر إلى بطيئات ألمشيه… وهي تجف تماماً، ومع ذلك تبقى على قيد الحياة لشهور وشهور وشهور، وهي قادرة على إعادة تجديد نفسها.

That little guy is tardigrade, an animal smaller than the head of a pin.
هذا الصغير هو خنزير الطحلب حيوان أصغر من طرف القلم

And he found a way to dry out vaccines - encase them in the same sort of sugar capsules as the tardigrade has within its cells - meaning that vaccines no longer need to be refrigerated.
ووجد طريقة لتجفيف عقاقير التطعيم… وتغطيتهم بنفس نوع كبسولات السكر التي تملكها بطيئات السرعة في خلاياها… بمعنى أن عقاقير التطعيم لا تحتاج للتبريد بعد ذلك.

As the hardy tardigrade demonstrates life can endure conditions that would mean certain death for us humans.
لقد كُنا علي خطاً "ف "بطيئات ألمشيه تلك تؤكد إن الحياه يمكن أن تصمد أمام ظروف

Time to roll this musical magical memory out.

And yes it is one of our karaoke classics (when we are pissed)

So we’ve been given ‘Captain Killed-my-last-crew’, ‘Black Gay Doctor Man’ and ‘Ginger Nerd with Big Tits’. Picard, holodoc and Troi they ain’t but they sort of match the formula…

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Just abouot to sit dow and watch this weeks episode and BOOM!

Discovery is renewed for a second season!

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Finally.

An old fashioned ST episode. Self contained geeky almost fun.

Some great lines I’m going to enjoy killing you. Again. What is it? 58 times now but who’s counting?

And homage to Q - Adieu Mon Capitan…

Easily the least cinematic but best so far.

And clearly has now set some of the characters at the right level so we can now feel they are real and could become loved- something Enterprise never managed to achieve.

Beer Pong & Stayin Alive - priceless

Two weeks without a Star Trek Discovery update? That is unfortunate, especially given the quality of last night’s mid-season finale. Perhaps I’m still basking in the warm glow of its joys, but I’m having trouble remembering a better episode of Trek, especially if I constrain myself to the more action-oriented episodes.

Last week’s cliffhanger set us up nicely. The crew of the Discovery are orbiting a planet of newly discovered sentient life. The Klingons are on their way to destroy the life on that planet. Burnham states the stakes pretty firmly. If Discovery leaves the planet, the sentient beings on the planet will be annihiliated. Here we begin.

Fearing the loss of the Discovery to their foe, Starfleet orders Lorca to return to Starbase 46, an order he appears to obey, but defies as soon a the Admiral is off the blower. Plan B involves hanging around, waiting for the Klingon flagship, and attempting to eke out the secrets of the cloaking technology. This puts the entire ship at stake, naturally, but few more so than Tyler, Burnham and Stamets.

Tyler and Burnham have to secrete themselves onto the Klingon flagship to place some sensors. Stamets, the navigator of the spore drive, has to make 133 jumps in quick succession, something that everyone knows is a risky idea by the time he has asked to do it. The cat is well and truly out of the bag regarding his condition this week.

I don’t want to spoil the end of the episode, but a lot of things get tied up very satisfactorily. It has both kinds of classic Star Trek scrap, ship to ship battles and intergalactic fisticuffs, and it’s all in service of the narrative.

Theory Trek wise, there’s more evidence that Voq = Tyler this week, which will end up being the worst kept secret in Trek if true. They tried. Another interesting theory doing the rounds is that the whole of Discovery is set in the Mirror Universe. Something to reflect on until January, perhaps. There is no more Trek until then. It’s just as well that the mid season finale will live long in the memory.

Personally Dr Who is better than any Trek

And i have watched most episodes of both series.

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