When they told you they loved it, were they sniggering? 
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In fairness, Phil’s version would have sounded better than the original.
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Who the fuck is? Ukulele check shirt bellends, more middle class pricks ruining weekends.
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Precisely
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Conceit is an unattractive trait, phil. 
My missus told me she liked them when they came on the radio one day, I told her all their songs to me sounded like;
‘ding-ke-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-ke-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-ke-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding ding-de-ding-de-ding’
And now she hates them muahahahahaha!
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Now that is poetry Bazza!
To be fair this is a 100% improvement on Mumford’s lyrics.
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I bought my first racing bike from Mumfords in Lymington on HP…5 bob a week…quality didn’t come cheap, even in those days. On the up side Mr Mumford never felt tempted to sing to me.
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What about his sons?
His kids were OK…it’s his grand kids who can’t hold a tune in a bucket.
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It is a sign.
I have a Saints fan on the trip today (& a Bompey one)
How’s the Bompey one getting home?
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Or was he sold to a Polish club?
So will Djenepo get a start? I doubt he will, but difficult to see an alternative if Armstrong isn’t fit to start.
Sims given a chance? Maybe play Valery in the wide AM role? Either way, I’m underwhelmed at our creative options.
Surely Djenepo starts. He’s never going to get better if he doesn’t play. I think I’d rather see Long play in the other role than Smallbone to be honest.
Not a bad shout.
Real early kick off here, yay! What will be, will be. A win would be super but totally unexpected
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I’m really sorry about this but I fancy us today.
Spuds will be expected to come onto us so we can play ‘away team’ stylee. That will suit us.
Nailed on 0-3 then.
Good to have you back, Stu.
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