Now can you do something about those goddam awful dad sweater / sweatshirt products they sell? Every fucking birthday / Christmas the kids and Mrs C_S get me one so I end up looking like every other middle aged dad walking down the high stā¦Sorry, didnāt want to piss on your parade - so have another well done!
Handed in my notice at work today. Having worked in Hook (briefly) and then Farnborough for the past three years, Iāll be taking a job in Petersfield. Along with the benefit of more money, this means that Iāll have about eight miles to travel each way, as opposed to the 37 or so that Iām currently doing. Close enough to cycle, too, which is a massive plus. Job looks pretty damn good, too.
The second daughter has just arrived back from the UAE for 6 months bed rest prior to delivering her second child, unfortunately the first was born at only 8 months and did not survive. I just hope that this one goes a little better as she was devastated the first time.
Now my bitch is knocked up Iām feeling bit of pressure to be a Stand Up Guy and do a propose. I mean, not a propose to get married, Iām not sure Iām up for that, but a propose to get engaged. I figure that should buy me 5 or 6 years. Iām looking into it. Iām quite shocked about the engagement ring situation though. Apparently I have to spend a full months salary on it. Thatās several hundreds of pounds! And the worst of it is she donāt even have to buy me one back! Where is the Equality in that? I wonder if they factor that into the Gender Pay Gap
I seem to recall the rule was not to tell anyone until 3 months in, so guess sheās at least 3 months pregnant.
So, welcome to the world of NCT, scans, baby books, no sex (except for a little period where youāll have shit loads of sex and feel used), seeing loads and loads of her family (mainly her mum) and your family (mainly your mum), just wearily agreeing to everything she says rather face another argument that youāll lose, etcā¦