I know a master thatcher that can come and fix the roof for you when it starts leaking or catches fire.
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Thats outstanding work - where abouts?
I sense a Sotonians only Air BnB
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Mates rates obvs…
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Not sure - sitting on their patio would creep me out
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Better than under it.
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West End.
Lastborn sits her final exam at Uni today.
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I believe i will be marrying the Filipina i have been with for the last 20 years when I arrive back home
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You don’t sound too sure. Do you have any say in the matter? 
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Tax or immigration reasons?
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Send airmiles
We’ll all be there for you
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No its an arranged marraige
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Probably both
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One has un employed oneself.
The moron boss virtually orgasmed when i told him, he was shitting himself about paying £30 a month NI contributions with me not on sick leave but not signed off by a Doc to drive clients.
Honestly ive gone yhrough mental hell and all he wortied about was £30.
Which he mentioned on every phone conversation.
I have a plan.
Namely
Dear Sotonians Head Hunters
Find me a non exec job. Willing to relocate anywhere!
Blimey Phil, you don’t fuck around do you!!! 
Fair play to you, your former boss sounds like the cunt’s cunt, what an absolute bastard to give you grief after what you’ve had to endure.
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Tbh The whole new Filip thing this was the time. The health scare made me realise the insanity of being 64 and spending my life sitting in a car park while morons paying peanuts through Get Your Guide.com who have no concept of service cannot even be bothered to say thankyou.
Woud be different if it was all Yanks but the twat boss takes them as they give tips.
Web Site, FB Page time.
The Chatty Man or something
English Conversations for Foreigners with a piece of paper but no concept of communication skills
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This, my friend, I can utterly relate to. It can take something life threatening to kick you out of your stupor and take stock.
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Fuck him, use what you have learned and set up on your own and specialize in yanks (OK so you might need Merc minibus, but you must know a bloke…) Get a web site and do take the full greenback yourself - at 64 you dont want any more boss cunts
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