Sounds like a plan. Could work if we pretend itâs in Ukraine.
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You would be Twinning to help our refugees living here in the trucker hostel.
Working to give the buggy pushers better access to play areas for the poor childrenâŚ
That might work 
Had a proper mind wipe this morning. Was remembering our old trips to the Royal Oak on East Street, and how weâd always lie about it being someoneâs birthday to get a disgusting free bottle of bubbly and have the DJ play âHappy Birthdayâ byâŚ
⌠er, whatshisname
⌠the black blind bloke
⌠he did Superstition too
My brain completely forgot what Stevie Wonder was called. Is this what Iâve got to look forward to, old bastards?
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Jose Felicywhatsit you numpty.
Nah. You wonât be able to recall your own name, let alone that there was a pub called the Royal Oak
And call utensils by their defacto name, âthe thing that goes âchsh, chshââ
Lots of Royal Oaks in the forest
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A milestone for Mrs G tomorrow. Her final day after 37 years working for the NHS.
Luckily the last couple of years have been a walk in the park. 
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Going back as a bank nurse when she wants a few quid?
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She canât go cold turkey! She is looking forward to going back on the wards for a couple of shifts when she fancies it. Never on a Monday or a Friday apparently. 
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Remind me never to need a nurse in the General on those days then.
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Sheâs going to become a TWaT then?
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Oh, well done. Very good 
Side effect of the concert, the council produced this banging video.
This is the âCountyâ where I now live & how stunning the scenery is
Will you still need me. Will you still feed me, now Iâm 64?
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Of course we do, you old cunt. Happy birthday mate!
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It is a mathematically satisfying age. Happy birthday.
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One year to the pension? 
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday youngsterâŚ