Happy birthday mush. May all your wildest dreams come true, etc.
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Heās stuck in the UK, all of his wildest dreams are back in the Philippinesā¦
Happy Birthday @PhilippineSaint you old sea dogā¦
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18 what?
Happy Birthday btw 
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So am I. Unfortunately, sideways. 
Happy Birthday 
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āā¦18 murders to the good and the filth still donāt got me!ā ?
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Have a good one! Hope you manage to get back to the family soon!
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Happy birthday, and Iāll add this without a hint of ironyā¦Youngster. 
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I am going away on business for the first time since lockdown started.
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Iām going up to the office next Tuesday morning l - then a very long lunch with a couple of suppliers.
Iām staying overnight.
Travelling down to the 'smoke this afternoon.
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Stay safeā¦itās grim down south. 
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your right there I am leaving ASAP
The only thing Iām worried about is the usual. A rapid succession of snifters just before bedtime, waking up dehydrated at 2am, wondering where the fuck I am and trying not to piss in a wardrobe.
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Hehe. Not enjoying our untropical paradise?
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The way around the inevitable is to put a goesunder in the wardrobe.
Just dont do what I did
Staying up in London with the Ayatollah. Way too many sherbets and off to bed. Get up for a piss, go through the door to the bathroom. The door shuts behind me with a click.
It is amazing how āthat clickā has the power to sober you up in an instant. Instead of looking at the bog, I am looking at the door of the room on the opposite side of the corridor.
A frantic U turn and I am giving it the full Fred Flintstone on the door to our room trying to wake up an equally shit faced Ayatollah.
If you are flying solo - good luck
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been there seen it never got the tee shirt to cover up with
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Did in a hotel in Dundee in the 90s. Slept in a bath opposite my room.
Nope. Never happened to me. Ever.
Apart from Karachi.
Then there was Munich.
Ffs
On our honeymoon in Hong Kong I dragged Mrs G out in the early hours of the morning to a rowdy pub to watch England play in the world Cup (I am such a catch 
) .
Somewhat hammered, we staggered back to the hotel and after several trips up and down in the lift, failed to find our room. We wobbled to reception to ask for help and a very polite member of staff managed to figure out that we were in the wrong hotel.
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