Another year gone. This is as close as I’m getting to live football for now. 
I have to say Mrs S makes a mean birthday cake. 
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Happy Birthday Shroppie!
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Are they the type of floodlights Slowy last played under?
Happy birthday.
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Great cake, but why the Village People on top?
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Limelight mate…much better output for us wannbe thesps on the sporting stage.
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Kid Goat is bucking the bone idle, me me me teenage stereotype and doing her first shift for the NHS tomorrow. V. proud of her.
I reserve the right to delete this tweet tomorrow when she gets in and moans: “never again, they’re all weirdos like @DellBoy” 
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Good kid that Kid Goat!
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Just got some excellent news. Our youngest, nicknamed SuperTaylor and the less troublesome one (the eldest takes after her old man) has just come through several stages of interview to land a placement at a big accountancy firm.
She’s quite formidable, our Ki. She doesn’t make a big thing of it.
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Another sad/proud moment. The youngest has just got her first year results in for Uni. Highest mark I ever got at Uni, and remember I went to the crap one, was 91%.
She goes to the good one and has just scored a 97%.
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Meh I got 100% for my Statistics exam.
Helped by pouring 8 pints of HSB down the Lecturers throat while quizzing him about football.
Or was it the paper?
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Other Games - Champions and Europa League99% rounded up?
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I love @Polski_Filip but I do not trust his assessment on all things, for four main reasons.
- He is King Blag (@BTripz, can we sort a badge out reflecting this status, perhaps put an Emperor Blag on the back burner of Mount Badgium’s furnaces?)
- His TV review system, which seems to alternate between 0% and 100%.
- The unbreakable linked between lies and damned statistics.
- I’m shamed enough -8% down.
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Shame on you. In Phil of Dubai and Poland I trust.
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As do I. But just not on Englah language culture. I think he’s so desperate for it that he’d give 100% to Bottle Boys.
One day I will find a link to an old American Movie with the Polish bloke reading the script.
AFTER you lot watch it all the way through you will finally feel my pain.
The sheer JOY I felt today when the lady in the HP Sauce shop spoke to me in broken English…
God it gets so bad at times I could almost (I mean ALMOST) listen to Carragher & Neville
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I’ve been living with gobby scousers.
I’m finding Bottle Boys unfunny but pleasingly sedate.
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I thought he had already been awarded a King of the Liggers badge but it does not appear so, I will get on to it first thing tomorrow…
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