Many happy returns CB.
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I wasnāt sure where to put this but i suppose this thread is as good as any.
Happy Birthday to all of us.
Today is a very special day, every person in the world is the same age. There is only one chance every 1,000 years.
Your age this year + your year of birth, the total for every person in the world is = 2020.
Itā so strange that it canāt really be explained.
Many happy returns one and all.
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Hereās another good oneā¦
Be careful: I got a message from you or it shown on your wall hereā¦ Please tell all the contacts in your messenger list not to accept friendship request from Andrea Wilson . She is a hacker and has the system connected to your Facebook account. If one of your contacts accepts it, you will also be hacked, so make sure that all your friends know it. Thanks. Forwarded as received. Hold your finger down on the message. At the bottom in the middle it will say forward. Hit that then click on the names of those in your list and it will send to them THIS Is REAL.
Poor fuckinā Andrea Wilson, she hasnāt been able to show her face outside the door since 2009 when this first appeared on FB. 
I have these sent to me about twice a week from numpties for the last 10 years.
Today is the anniversary of me giving up smoking. One whole year. My body is a temple.
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ā¦a fucking gert-big temple.
PS nice one.
x
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You clearly have the body of a god Fatso. A pity itās Budda!
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#fatlivesmatter
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Tomorrow I have survived 20 years of the Jihad - Christ only knows how the Ayatollah has put up with me that long
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Itās not tomorrow yetā¦
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And now I have found the Gulden Drak
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I have had an eye problem since Thursday.
Got to the specialist this afternoon.
A milestone.
I have got?
Old Age.
Ffs
Eye drops vision is fine nay exceptional for my age but basically the diagnosis was take 2 Aspirin & come back tomorrow if not better.
(Well, these eye drops & September)
Go for a drive. (Small child in rear seat advisable).
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Doctor.
āWe need to put these drops into your eyes to dilate your Pupils so we can see inside better. You must not drive for 5 hoursā
Inserts drops. Does examination.
I say to Mrs P_F
āSod the bus, Iām doing a Domā
Back from the hospital. Itās good and bad news. The bad news is that Iām always going to have squiggly-vision.
The good news is that the real threat to my eyesight, the burst blood vessel that threatened to bleed into the middle of my eye and darken it forever, has been tamed. All unwanted fluids are gone, and theyāve been gone for about six months.
No more injections for a bit. No point. Iād only be putting myself at risk of an eye infection for no chance of improvement.
But as results go, Iāll fucking take that.
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My youngest son has his Birthday today.
He lives in Munich. When passing on best wishes this morning I asked him which Biergarten he was going to.
He isnāt. Heās taking part in the big #BLM March.
Damn. I did something right in life. Almost proud of him
And yes of course heāll be wearing a mask as he said āduh weāre not dumb Brits here Dadā
Bless.
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Yes indeed, Lady Slowlane and myself are taking the Shooting Brake to Durdle Door tomorrow as the weather looks set fair, just to see how many bloody idiots are ignoring social distancing.
Why the fuck is everyone going to Durdle Door since this started? Is this a side effect from contracting the virus?
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Just seen this as I havenāt been on, all the best for recovery, sounds shite that.
and will you be tombstoning?
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