Are you talking to me and Pap or Piers and MC Hammer?
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I donāt think anyone talks to Piers, at least if they do he certainly donāt not listenā¦
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You, Pap and Rolf.
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Oooā¦I love these odd one outs. No no donāt tell meā¦itāsā¦itāsā¦ummm
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And this lil fella, his head comes just up ta here. Can ya guess who he is yet?
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If you squint a little bit you canāt see that Rolf is a nonce.
Happy birthday to Johnnie Walker. And also Warren Beatty.
Oh and Pap and Gav too.
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Yay!
Iām gonna become a great uncle in October. ( think thatās the definition)
Nephew got married a year ago & just announced the good news today.
So a great Uncle in October & Grandfather to Saints supporting middle son in late August.
Hopefully!
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Iām already a great uncle.
Soon to be one on the other side of the family too.
Council estate types. We get our business done early.
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Kid Goat got her BTEC Health and Social care result today (exam and coursework finished in Feb) and got a distinction which is (apparently) an A.
Smart arse.
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She obviously takes after Mrs Goat. Nice one Kid G.
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You should celebrate with beer
Gin for me, vodka for mrs, new Nike Air Force 1s for kid. 
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Iād have another gin to take the edge off
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Thankyou doctor CB. Thatās the sort of medical advice I can get fully behind.
Itās the best you can get.
I got a distinction for every single module back at Southampton Tech, but I did get a merit on a soft skill, āworking with and relating to othersā. I wonder why. *
The fucking cheek of the cunts. Merit!
* I think Iāve answered my own question.
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I take it that a merit would be roughly the equivalent of the old U grade that they had in āOā Levels.
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Nope. Itās a B. Even so, cunts.
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I got an āNā for one of my A-Levels, I couldnāt really be bothered with it and I was only doing it as a makeweight, Apparently it means nearly passed, I of course say it means nearly failedā¦
Better than ungraded though 
On my first attempt at A-Levels I also got a N. I donāt know anyone else who got one! Should never have taken 16th & 17th century history.
I sort of tried but struggled with essays and may have missed a few classes. Took me to the 3rd year and retakes to get it. Still managed to get into a mediocre uni and get a degree.
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