My daughters are 8 today, considering the shit that Sabrina had to go through in her first 4 years of life we are pleased to have her, and her sister of course, around today and for years to comeā¦
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They look real sweetiesā¦twins, double troubleā¦my wife is a twin. 
Mate, theyāre a bunlde of mischeif from the moment they wake 'til the moment they go to sleepā¦
As for your wife and sister-in-law can you tell the difference or do you not care (anymore!!)?
That should be easy. One will be the one he fancies, the other one will be the one he is married to.
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Ahh thatās easy despite them being supposed identical twinsā¦if I had married the other one, I would have strangled her a long time ago.
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Give me a downvote if it is true and you donāt want anyone else to know. This will be just between you and me oldcuntsaint. Mumās sister is the word. 
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MLT put his arm around @intiniki 's sister for a photo-op last night. Respectful photo-op, I must quickly clarify. I know my audience.
Nik, bereft of football knowledge, wonāt realise that this is a milestone, wonāt realise she has vicarious cred and probably thinks that MLT is a vegan version of a Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.
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Your transparent chicanery has won you your upvote.
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I just came to this thread to brag about my sisterās (2nd/3rd) encounter with Matt thingymebob thinking it was a milestone for someone. Even Iāve bumped into him a few times myself. I also once spoke to Francis Benali at work. There was the opening night of some bar were some pretty low grade saints players were and one thought it amusing to give me an unwanted kiss as he left #metoo.
I thought MLT had quite a grasp of my sister in said pic.
Anyway Seacity Museum has an exhibition about Saints for those of you in Soton and surrounds.
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Thatās how I gain most of my pap points. I am always trying to improve my chicanery. That and give pap shit. Bear still in rehab? How much rehab does he need to make a baby?
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Me too, but I didnāt want to encourage the sexual perverts on here.
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I refer to you obliquely in my real life defences of the principles of freedom of speech.
āI run a forumā, I say. āBecause I run a forum, and because Iām a bit of a dickā (the audience nods and giggles at this point), āIāve had people say some fucking terrible things about me. Call me a cunt. Use personal information to try and push buttons. Iāve not deleted a thing. Itās all still thereā.
This is a productive relationship, @tokyo-saint , and this is a welcome admission.
Sent by Twatatalk by a micro-penised short-arse wearing a Metallica T-shirt, surrounded by Warhammer 40k figurines and paint pots, in a rented house.
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Call me a cunt.
This is a productive relationship, @tokyo-saint , and this is a welcome admission.
Sent by Twatatalk by a micro-penised short-arse wearing a Metallica T-shirt, surrounded by Warhammer 40k figurines and paint pots, in a rented house.
I agree Pap, Noted. Please include this in the forum rules. This could be a peace deal. I am mined to push for āa pencil dicked mangina cuntā on the other hand I need someone to create insults about so will have to think carefully.
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Happy Birthday Comrade pap!
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Already? The orbit around the sun has speeded upā¦Happy Birthday Sotonian Astro-Pilot. 
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I once put a Facebook status up quoting the AC/DC lyrics āOn the day I was born a rain came down. There was trouble brewing in my hometownā
My mum piped in with āActually, son, it was a lovely day when you were born. Sunny in Southampton. Easter Sundayā.
So yes, Jesus Pap could be more than an exclamation from a shocked or exasperated Sotonians poster.
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I was born on Good Friday
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Today?
Fuck me youāre precocious.
It may have gone over my head
But surelyJesusās Birthday is 25th December
and he was murdered on Good Friday.
Just saying like.
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