krGF has just booked our first house viewing.
Itās normal to start panicking uncontrollably about now, isnāt it?
krGF has just booked our first house viewing.
Itās normal to start panicking uncontrollably about now, isnāt it?
Oh yes. Itās also the start of being expected to take an interest in things you never imaginedā¦like curtains.
Christ, she gets annoyed when my response to āwhat do you want to watchā is āI dunno/whatever/donāt mindā.
This is going to be hell
Just keep sayingā¦
Well we could go look in Laura Ashley for furniture/furnishings if you donāt fancy a trip to IKEA.
Youāll be fine.
You will get fed up with fvcking meatballs though
Being trapped in Ikea with Ed Sheeran being pumped on loop is pretty much my idea of hell.
I have never set foot in or otherwise visited an Ikea store or viewed an Ikea catalogue or visited an Ikea websiteā¦
Oh lord, sheās only gone and booked another straight after.
This is all getting way out of hand already
You and me palā¦I think there is now a very good chance I never will.
What are you going to do with your life if you donāt get shacked up with a crippling mortgage and an unnecessary interest in home furnishing? No, seriously what elseā¦?
Oh I am the one who says āI donāt mindā in my relationship. My partner gets quite annoyed.
I didnāt mind the curtain shopping until we got quoted Ā£5k.
In my day the first set of curtains were government suplus blankets nailed to the window frameā¦attractively draped of course.
In my present abode I have black out material with an extra layer of carboard duct taped to the port hole to stop the light coming in .
I think we need to see your interior design techniques on TV.
Daughter admitted to hospital last night.
Fingers crossed.
Grandkid #2 On their wayā¦
Update.
She has progressed to Gas & Airā¦
Itās a Girl!
Somehow both myself & Mrs D_P were convinced it was going to be a Girl as well!
Mother & Baby doing well.
Bubbles tonight!!
Congrats grandad and all concerned.
Chris Rea sang a song about thisā¦
Great news Phil.
Celebrate long