Can I handle the betting?
Yeah. Send me a PM once the odds for the eldest are good. We can tell her which round she needs to take a dive in.
Itās not a perfect plan. The eldest is a feisty fucker and I think she might just āone punch Mickeyā him. However, she has also failed to achieve my rather modest height, so we may need some strategically placed milk crates.
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The bigger they areā¦ 
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Tyrionās second trial combat somewhat disabused me of that notion. There I learned that the bigger they are, the more likely they are to get toyed with by a tosspot, before crushing his head and becoming a zombie.
I havenāt been out much in the last nine months. Can anyone tell?
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Iād normally say you need to get out more butā¦
On the undercard, can we have @lifeintheslowlane thrashing seven shades of shit out of @Cobham-Saint with one of his extensive collection of very fine Rickenbacker bass guitars?
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Yes I feel I have the ultimate sanction in these troubled timesā¦if someone knocks the shit out of me I can convulsively cough a shower of blood over them. 
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Coughing blood?
Youāre not trying to go
To the lake?
She could have a look at local government roles - I know where I worked had to take on some extra people to manage the increase in work in March, there may be more need again? Not sure if there is a specific agency re temp work or whether she would be ok with something more permanent then there are a few sites that advertise local government roles. 
Itās my firstspawnsās 25th today.
Kids birthdays are a big thing for me. Iām one of those kids from a broken home, so raising my own kids was always a big priority for me. The biggest, actually.
Variously described as brilliant, beautiful and āme with titsā, she was nicknamed āChargeā by my sister, a moniker I never really liked at the time. Suits her perfectly. She charges at everything.
Dunno where the fuck she got that from 
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Thatās a positive. 
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I also completed my application for PIP today. I donāt know if Iāll get it and frankly, there are people with worse issues than Iāve got.
It probably doesnāt help that my major issue, mobility now that Iām relying people for lifts, isnāt really an issue at present.
That, and Dishi Rishi giving all the money to his mates.
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I never realised that he was a local lad until someone mentioned it the other day.
I have known this for a bit. He also claims to be a big Saints fan. Seems like heās being fitted up to be next Tory PM and painted as Corbynās more generous brother from another mother.
In reality, heās done the bare minimum to prevent a revolt. The reason that bare minimum has been so expensive is because life is so fucking expensive. A good deal of the dosh has gone to people with no track record of delivery.
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Happy hatch day to me! 45 of the best. Rock on yāall
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Congratulations - you are now closer to 60 than you are to 30
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Only a fraction? Oh boy, he must be ancient 