Only 4 inches?
Whatās your secret?!
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If dogs look like their owners thatās my dog.
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Not bragging because it was getting critical for me, but Iāve lost a stone by (temporarily) stopping drinking and getting on the cycle more.
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So the youngest passed her test, bought a car, taxed it and has insured it for a year. Sheās a planner and a saver. Sheās had all this wedge lying about for precisely this purpose.
I feel the family line had got another generation or two in it.
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In some slightly more depressing news, the eldest applied for dole for the first time this year.
It is annoying, because I did tell her that moving into a new flat on the basis of a hospitality wage was bananas, and that she should stay at home until the magic age of 25 (a mere three weeks away), but sheās as headstrong as I am, especially against me 
Anyway, if any London based peeps know of anything going, please DM me. Thatāll be @Bucks, @Fowllyd, @JxgrSaint, @SO5-4BW and maybe @DellBoy (and others) Iād really like to know about it.
Sheās got a Masters in History and while financial reality means sheāll take pretty much anything, itād be nice if she started getting to use her skills. I think sheād be an excellent researcher / analyst.
Has she considered cyber?
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Cyber Men should you be asking her dad those sorts of questions?
Itās okay. Sheāll kick his arse the next time she sees him.
The only issue will be the amount of money we negotiate for the fight.
e.g. How much are Ms Goat and Kid Goat prepared to pay to watch?
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Can I handle the betting?
Yeah. Send me a PM once the odds for the eldest are good. We can tell her which round she needs to take a dive in.
Itās not a perfect plan. The eldest is a feisty fucker and I think she might just āone punch Mickeyā him. However, she has also failed to achieve my rather modest height, so we may need some strategically placed milk crates.
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The bigger they areā¦ 
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Tyrionās second trial combat somewhat disabused me of that notion. There I learned that the bigger they are, the more likely they are to get toyed with by a tosspot, before crushing his head and becoming a zombie.
I havenāt been out much in the last nine months. Can anyone tell?
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Iād normally say you need to get out more butā¦
On the undercard, can we have @lifeintheslowlane thrashing seven shades of shit out of @Cobham-Saint with one of his extensive collection of very fine Rickenbacker bass guitars?
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Yes I feel I have the ultimate sanction in these troubled timesā¦if someone knocks the shit out of me I can convulsively cough a shower of blood over them. 
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Coughing blood?
Youāre not trying to go
To the lake?
