Happy Eater !
As far as I am aware Jesus left a cave 2 days after dying on the cross for our sins, do you believe that?
If so then it is sincere, if not then its patronising shite.
Where’s my winged horse while I am at it…
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Happy Halloween Barry:ghost:
I shall be wearing a neckbrace when i next visit Liverpool.
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Of course, a load of bollocks as you rightly say, but amazingly there are plenty of (so called adults) who believe it, of all persuasions. Their lot believe that their Messiah will lay on 72 beautiful virgins when they reach paradise, our lot believe that their Messiah could walk on water, turn water into wine, come back to life three days after being pronounced dead, and who’s Mum was a virgin when she gave birth to him. Both equally ludicrous of course.
Reminds me of the Parable about Jesus wandering through Nazareth, hearing a commotion and turning the corner saw a young woman crouched on the ground with the locals throwing stones at her. “Stop” said Jesus,“what are you doing”? "
“This woman is guilty of adultery, according to our laws the punishment is death by stoning” was the reply. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”, said Jesus. They thought about this for a few seconds then one by one, hanging their heads in shame, dropped their stones. An old lady, who had been sitting quietly in the corner, rose to her feet, picked up a large rock and smashed it down on the poor woman’s head. " Sometimes mother", said Jesus, “You really piss me off”.
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Ha Ha!
Really, what does it matter what you think? We all have different ideas about things. You talk about tolerance. Well being respectful of other people’s views, feelings, beliefs is being tolerant.
Foxtrot oscar and Merry Christmas SOG you fanny.
Here’s hoping one day you integrate with the human race Barry.
Liberals have never had a sense of humour, I can’t think of a good liberal comedian and before you say there is a huge chasm, a fick off divide bewteen a socialist and a liberal.
I’m impressed that you know the politics of every comedian ever. I still havent seen you define liberal. Is it someone who votes Libdem or someone who is tolerant and sees both sides of an arguement and cares about humanity, or both? You have said some pretty generalistic and stupid things on here and this is right up there with the best. I am liberal and any one who knows me will say that I have a good sense of humour. I have plenty of friends who are liberal and are funny. Opinionated, right wing bigots, now there you might be on to something.
I was trying to think of all the famous Tory comedians, but bit struggle tbh.
I spose most Jokes might appear Fascist & Offensive if you are are simple minded & unable to detect ironies or whatever. You know, if you hear a comedian say i.e. “Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last as long for Fat People”, and you just stroke ur beard and think, good point.
LOL … not just me then 
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Jim Davidson
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He said comedian!!
Dennis Miller.
Charles Brandeth - not necessarily a comedian but a Tory who i find funny.
Liberals are the fun police, they can’t even have a “did you hear about the tofu, lentils and hummus?” joke for fear of offence to said foodstuffs…
What’s the punchline to that joke?
I won’t say for fear of offending the sandal wearers.