🔈 Site announcement: Things that we think you should know

[Polski_Filip]

You clearly have no sense of hummus

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Go taramasalata yourself!

[saintbletch]

@Fatso

I bought an avocado for the first time ever the other day and have eaten half of it with salt and cayenne pepper. It was lovely and I’ll do it again.

It’s the ones that you let get closest to you that hurt you most.

What the fuck do you think you’re doing - breaking the (ex-) Deputy Code of Conduct by posting in the Site Announcement thread?

And before you reply, that is a rhetorical question because there is no valid answer.

Et tu fattus?

[Fatso]

Sorry. I thought it was important.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Yeah you porker, look what you started!

[Nottarf-Krap]

Poof!

[Fatso]

As an update, I did go to Tesco earlier (avocados on offer at 39p) but they didn’t have any. I did get 3 massive bottles of Staropramen though.

[pap]

I’m sorry, but is what you think being a deputy entails?

Can you imagine this attitude in the Old West?

"Deputy! Those Barton boys are riding into town

It’s okay. I’ve bought an avocado for the very first time, and enjoyed it with cayenne pepper. The Barton boys should know this.

Two minutes later… Shotso.

[scotty]

Are you aware that unusually among fruits, avocados are very high in fat? Which is probably why they taste so good? I suggest you consult your physician before adding these obesity enhancers to your daily diet with such wanton abandon.

[Polski_Filip]

The only use for an Avocado is Tex-Mex night with other bad things to accompany it

[scotty]

Oh, I don’t know. They’re quite useful for ramming up vegetarians arses.

[gavstar]

Thin or fat end first?

Asking for a friend…

[scotty]

Makes no difference, but be sure to use “ripen at home” and not “ripe and ready”.

[CB-Saint]

Sideways

[gavstar]

I assume the latter would result in guaca-holey?

[scotty]

Think green and brown striped toothpaste.

[saintbletch]

@Fatso

I did go to Tesco earlier

I thought I saw a spike in their share price.

[CB-Saint]

Fucka-holey

[BTripz]

Don’t click on any images on this site, especially those posted by a certain blouse wearing forum owner…

P.S. @saintbletch will come along in a a minute with some techno jargon to explain that it is, in fact, perfectly safe and that I have been moved aside to make room for a @Fatso promotion…

[Fatso]

Oh…I thought you’d already had “the chat”.

Apologies, now I see why people got upset by me posting on this thread.