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Hard to diasagree with that…lord knows we have enough of those on here already. :lou_lol:

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:lou_lol: Keep em guessing !

I think it’s called BiPolar these days (can I say that without upsetting any one??)

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Originally posted by @BTripz

I think it’s called BiPolar these days (can I say that without upsetting any one??)

That’s one of @bearsy 's favourite kinds of ursine companion.

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It is very difficult to tell with you, as @themightyostrich points out. Personally I’m not buying the @areloa-grandee line. I reckon there was tr-ouble at Ferret Towers last night.

ā€œHe’s inconsolableā€, CF’s close relatives might have said. ā€œWe haven’t seem him as irrationally upset since the Brexit voteā€.

Think you’ve taken this the wrong way DP :lou_wink_2:.

Pure coincidence it came after your post … I was being srs about this function … it provides a larger typing area so you dont need to keep scrolling down.

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In all seriousness, I think the whole social media ā€˜convention’ is unnecessary and adds little value. Just MHO. Do I care that its been added to the forum? No. its not that important, but its fun to play with the whole ridiculous nature of the need to somehow follow convention that is just anpother sad way folks can highlight ā€˜me, me, me’ atsome point…

However, suggetsing being upset at the Brexit vote is ā€˜irrataional’ is as opinionated as it is arrogant and disrespectful.

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So. now we are on a role can we add some USEFUL functionality?

You know shade our user names from at Neo Trump Apologist Orange through to slightly at Pinko? So we know where we stand at any particular point during the day?

Maybe allow us to have at rotating letters for those who love at Puel through to rigidly fixed for say @Bazza?

Perhaps you can finally install the auto Irony Function. So on a Saturday when I do the Ironing it comes out all smooth and precise and then during the week my font can shift to slightly @rallyboy

Surely there must be an Auto Pickled Sensor Function? So the site could post an Onion or something when @belchhasashandy?

This all seems a bit pointless to me

If the cunt I am calling a cunt doesn’t realise I am calling him a cunt without a fuck off big hashtag, well he must truly be a cunt.

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Originally posted by @CB-Saint

This all seems a bit pointless to me

If the cunt I am calling a cunt doesn’t realise I am calling him a cunt without a fuck off big hashtag, well he must truly be a cunt.

Men of vision are so rarely appreciated in their time, @cb-saint .

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@themightyostrich quietly delivers the best joke about sexually curious polar bears that this forum has ever seen, yet you guys just argue about fonts??

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I like how you did that @rallyboy (excust the @) …from team Captain to lowercase non-entity in a matter of weeks. :lou_lol:

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Yeah, well we should have made him pay back his Januaury pay before he signed for West Ham, just like they’ve done with Payet!!

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Correct @rallyboy !

@themightyostrich has made a very good @bearsy related joke and apart from @btripz , @philippinesaint , @bearsy , @areloa-grandee , @rallyboy and @goatboy it has passed everyone by because @pap , @saintbletch and @the rest of the forum are too busy arguing about dumb fonts. It’s time to move on, ffs.

So, @fellas, what do we reckon about underscoring these headings?

I am thouroughly bored with it all to tell you the truth.

I find myself zoning out every time I see a @whoever. All the other words in the post just look like garnish for the big lump of ego in a red/pink box.

Hang on, are you calling me a cunt @cb-saint ? :lou_wink_2:

I think I might as well retire from the forum now - I really can’t see me bettering that joke…

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Probably my fault for setting the joke up so perfectly, sorry.

What the fuck is going on? I have thrown my iPad twice now as the text looks fucked up, there is colourful writing. I thought I had been playing the original Football Manager for to long and had returned to the 80’s.

I suppose I better ask my teenage daughter what the hell is going on. Tag? Something I used to do in the playground, on and off lines. Also what I used to do on buses around Southampton with my big fat marker pen… but on forums, no idea!

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Plenty of time to work this out though…

… @1hourday

nope… well fuck off!

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