Fuckinā Graffiti artistā¦ 
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Itās nice but resting my pint on it could be a bit dodgy.
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Why would you put a pint down?
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1/ To alleviate my tired shoulders.
2/ To temporarily rest it whilst I whisk myself away to the lavatory.
3/ If Iām telling an interesting story and I need both hands for animated gesticulations.
4/ If a wasp/hornet is about and I need to vacate the immediate area and leave a sacrificial offering.
5/ If I have finished said pint.
6/ If I need to have a good scratch whilst simultaneously waving at someone in the distance.
7/ If a good song comes on and I need to play air drums.
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Pah! Rule one is to finish your pint first.
They were in no particular order 
Iām surprised you didnāt pull me up on number 3, I have no interesting stories, ever.
I was being generous tbf
It was suffering needlessly, it was the kindest thing to do.
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Oh, ffs, 
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