https://twitter.com/streetartmagic/status/1039772094106619904?s=20
2 Likes
I think he has spoken to me a few times when I have been on the sauce.
The big head that knows everything.
1 Like
And you have a picture of my Mother in law how ? 
1 Like
Not sure if this is the right place but have a read
ā¦then tell me you have something in your eye
3 Likes
Blimey. For a minute I thought that was a photograph.
3 Likes
Nah. Shirtās too sober.
1 Like
I thought it was his overcoat.
1 Like
It must have been a recent snap as Iāve only just bought those yellow trousers but Iāve been touching myself inappropriately in my tickly garden for years.
1 Like
Scary.
Why is he wearing a dress and yellow tights?
Youāve clearly never met him.
1 Like
No
Should I?
We have threatened to meet up at Waterloo with me holding a copy of the Financial Times and a pink carnation in my button hole under the big clock - but I keep getting messages about an alleged big cock waiting in trap 3 of the public labs.
I never have the requisite 20p to hand tbf.
Why have I spent so much money on equipment when there are public labs?
2 Likes
Ducking autocorrect when possessed
Thatās not what he said to meā¦it was āholding a copy of the Financial Times and a pink carnation in my butt hole under the big cockā 
2 Likes
I take the piss out of him here, and he has the good grace not to get offended, but @saintbletch is one of the coolest motherfuckers Iāve met in the last decade.
Everyone should meet bletch.
1 Like
Agreed. Will we be disappointed by the reality?
Well, even if you were disappointed, @saintbletch would convince you that you werenāt enough not to admit it in public.
You might call him a twat afterward, as a mateās ex did when she got bletched 
EDIT I should clarify that she totally deserved her bletching and only called him a twat when out of his earshot
1 Like