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“Vaxan an ug bungin dinflow axasswipos. Zo Kiffolisk Slaxansraxatol wirr vaxako sonso eb axarr yeep sonsoropt wittolicks.”
Screw that! I’m with you on the apologies, but i ain’t give up on the Retraction just yet. The Retraction is v.important to me! I have my reasons! If you fkn cross the picket line at this Critical Juncture then u will have the whole Union to deal with, fkn scab!
Only if you mention fingering his wife…
You’re so Drama Bearsy. I’m on the edge of my seat!
hehe he said flange 
Sore buttocks?
I was bit banking on beltch producing his scandalous dossiers around now. I thought that kind of shit-hot government white-paper might shake things up srs! But he seems to have hit a wall. Either he just give up, or, as seems more likely, reading 29 pages of this drivel in one sitting drove him to do something silly rip, edward beakerhands 
I should imagine that his hands are all Arthur Itis, he’s not used to having that much weight in his hand, not even a fraction of that weight TBF!!
Do you remember his build up to the Kat joke? Maybe you should sit in your chair properly before you hurt your spine!!!
It was a fkn pelle joke, and tho it didn’t get much traction on here, i still to this day have ppl come up to me on the street and say how much they enjoyed it and shake my hand
Down voted on behalf of Furball!
Bleach reminds me of St Chalet, bless him. Merrily enjoying his mug thread, oblivious to the absolute carnage happening just down the road. 
I’m sorry @bearsy I had to downvote that, it’s part of the cure for your delusion. Admitting you are deluded is the start.
That’s ok. At least you Apologised.
I need to update my dossiers actually, especially after all the allegations on this thread.
Fuck you Lou, fuck you.
That was a strange episode, looking back. I have soft spot for frbl, not least because at one point he posted something like “Everyone on here is a complete cunt. Except Bearsy” and that touched me v.deeply, to be singled out so clearly, as someone who is not a Complete cunt. I still quote what he said on my cv and have him down as a reference. But, you know, the bit where his wife left him cos of what Goatboy said about her + corbyn on a football frm, that was a bit Strange, when you think about it.
Yeah, he forgot to add that your’e an utter cunt
You cheap cunt. All anyone has to say is that you’re not a cunt and you’re round there to give them a rim job and reach around.