School Photographs

School Photographs
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#1

OK time has come to “out” myself. This is me in my first and only year at the now demolished “Merry Oak Secondary School”

Yes I’m the one in short trousers in the front row…a good looking 12 year old.

This is just one section of a very large panoramic picture of the whole school.


#2

The lads at the back must be about 14 feet tall.


#3

This news just in…Operation CEOP now monitoring Sotonians.com after AI 'bots discover conversation about good looking 12-year olds.

Whilst I should be able to identify you immediately as the good looking 12-year old with shorts in the front row, to my mind looks are somewhat subjective and objectively most of them are wearing shorts.

Can you narrow it down a bit, 'slowlane?

Did you know the one with his tongue out?


#4

Funny, but after having met John the once, I picked him out straight away. Never seen his legs before either!


#5

The knowing smirk of a man who knows he has the best hair in the room :lou_facepalm_2:

Probably. (thanks to intiniki, our year’s unofficial photographer).


#6

Hide your head in shame pap… that haircut is a criminal offence.


#7

Is the other mullet fan at your table weraring a parachute?


#8

No man nor woman should be judged on fashion debacles of previous decades…

And if you are still going around dressed as you were in 1975 then you deserve to be judged!


#9

I’ll bring her to the next drinks, or failing that, Villa. You can ask her yourself.

She works as a teaching assistant now, specialising in naughty kids, apt as she was one herself. One of my favourite stories involves an incident where one of the kids in her charge called another “a fat fucking cunt”.

“Oi! I don’t like that word!”

“What, cunt?”

“No, fat”

She’s a legend. I look forward to you receiving a response on your parachute enquiry.


#10

She didn’t have a mullet hair cut. I don’t think this is the best photo from that trip of you and your mullet Pap.


#11

Yeah, somehow I feel that deficiency won’t go unaddressed for too long :lou_eyes_to_sky:


#12

I like this one.


#13

What about the one with plaits?


#14

Is that an Orange Maid t-shirt?


#15

Yep…you got me Matt. For the record you probably have seen my legs as I like to take them wherever I go.


#16

Originally posted by @Intiniki

I like this one.

The other Mr T pitying the fool.


#17

Yep the lad with his tongue out is Mike Mansfield…just two places to my right :lou_wink:


#18

I was born in 1975 so probably best I don’t wear the same outfits as a baby. But I do love vintage clothing and have no issue with a adult sized dress from 1975.


#19

Originally posted by @pap

The knowing smirk of a man who knows he has the best hair in the room :lou_facepalm_2:

Probably. (thanks to intiniki, our year’s unofficial photographer).

Billy Ray Cyrus???


#20

Originally posted by @Intiniki

I like this one.

Brilliant ha ha ha