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#41

Impressive that you can get back up so quickly.

What’s your secret?

:lou_is_a_flirt:


#42

If we’re acting out a discussion with a hidden sexual undertone relating to my penis being able to become erect quickly, then you should realise that a) you’re making me very uncomfortable and b) this isn’t a PM.

If we’re not acting out such a discussion then forget I said anything.


#43

It’s not a PM? Shit.

Anyway, given the average age of the membership I’m sure your secrets on how to get a website up quickly will be of interest, given that the innerweb wasn’t invented when we were nippers.

Any tips on getting a repeat boner quickly I’m sure will go down* well with said audience

  • That wasn’t a sexual innuendo btw**
    ** Though it is now.

Edit: And yes I forgot to have a slash before my asterisk


#44

The site will be going down in a while for a while…

12:40 AM (Europe: Paris), 3:40 PM (America: Los Angeles), 10:40 PM (Asia: Manilla)12:55 AM (Europe: Paris), 3:55 PM (America: Los Angeles), 10:55 PM (Asia: Manilla)


#45

And we’re back


#46

Sotonians will be going down in a little while for a little while.

8:10 PM (Europe: Paris), 11:10 AM (America: Los Angeles), 6:10 PM (Asia: Manilla)8:25 PM (Europe: Paris), 11:25 AM (America: Los Angeles), 6:25 PM (Asia: Manilla)


#47

And we’re back.


#48

Sotonians will be going down in a little while for a little while.

12:30 AM (Europe: Paris), 3:30 PM (America: Los Angeles), 10:30 PM (Asia: Manilla)12:45 AM (Europe: Paris), 3:45 PM (America: Los Angeles), 10:45 PM (Asia: Manilla)


#49

Are we back yet?


#50

Nope.

Piss taking :mapoftasmania:.


#51

Sotonians is going down for a while in a while.

7:35 PM (Europe: Paris), 10:35 AM (America: Los Angeles), 5:35 PM (Asia: Manilla)7:45 PM (Europe: Paris), 10:45 AM (America: Los Angeles), 5:45 PM (Asia: Manilla)


#52

#53

And we’re back.


#54

Sotonians is going down for a while in a while.

5:15 PM (Europe: Paris), 8:15 AM (America: Los Angeles), 3:15 PM (Asia: Manilla)5:25 PM (Europe: Paris), 8:25 AM (America: Los Angeles), 3:25 PM (Asia: Manilla)


#55

#56

And we’re back.


#57

#58

How many times has @saintbletch gone down on this thread?

this is a freedom of information request.


#59

As with all good responses to freedom of information requests I will obfuscate my response.

There are two answers to this question below.

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Once you’ve worked out the two answers. Multiply one of the answers (not saying which) by my age and divide by the number of shirts I own (a topic of conversation with Mrs Bletch only a moment ago) then add the whole integer component of the golden ratio and finally stick it up your fucking arse.


#60

As far as I can tell it works out to 5 & 1/2" of gilded pleasure up my virgin arse whilst Beltch has gone down 96 times.