💤 Scheduled downtime

Impressive that you can get back up so quickly.

What’s your secret?

:lou_is_a_flirt:

If we’re acting out a discussion with a hidden sexual undertone relating to my penis being able to become erect quickly, then you should realise that a) you’re making me very uncomfortable and b) this isn’t a PM.

If we’re not acting out such a discussion then forget I said anything.

It’s not a PM? Shit.

Anyway, given the average age of the membership I’m sure your secrets on how to get a website up quickly will be of interest, given that the innerweb wasn’t invented when we were nippers.

Any tips on getting a repeat boner quickly I’m sure will go down* well with said audience

  • That wasn’t a sexual innuendo btw**
    ** Though it is now.

Edit: And yes I forgot to have a slash before my asterisk

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The site will be going down in a while for a while…

10:40 PM10:55 PM

And we’re back

Sotonians will be going down in a little while for a little while.

6:10 PM6:25 PM

And we’re back.

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Sotonians will be going down in a little while for a little while.

10:30 PM10:45 PM

Are we back yet?

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Nope.

Piss taking :mapoftasmania:.

Sotonians is going down for a while in a while.

5:35 PM5:45 PM

And we’re back.

Sotonians is going down for a while in a while.

3:15 PM3:25 PM

And we’re back.

How many times has @saintbletch gone down on this thread?

this is a freedom of information request.

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As with all good responses to freedom of information requests I will obfuscate my response.

There are two answers to this question below.

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Once you’ve worked out the two answers. Multiply one of the answers (not saying which) by my age and divide by the number of shirts I own (a topic of conversation with Mrs Bletch only a moment ago) then add the whole integer component of the golden ratio and finally stick it up your fucking arse.

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As far as I can tell it works out to 5 & 1/2" of gilded pleasure up my virgin arse whilst Beltch has gone down 96 times.

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