I seem to remember a few death spirals on here, with things going on much longer than they needed to.
What I will say is that from external perspectives, he does seem to play with a straight bat. He’s got thesame username everywhere, and that’s not a knock; it’s not like you’ve made any secret of your other personas.
The Ugly was fucking plagued with multi-posters for a bit. TSW to a lesser extent, but still affected.
Full nutter lol ? Seriously? I see you haven’t changed Cherts!
So hi Sotonian peeps! How the devil are you all? I like what you have done to the place while I have been away.
Meltdown in 5,4,3,2…
Welcome home…you’re a bit too old to be greeted like a wayward son but I need support amongst this swirling mass of misfiring testosterone.
I’m sure they’re all on the little blue tablets, pretending to be 20 years younger than really are. …humour them. 
We’ve wallpapered the Monkey Tennis forum in a nice pastel paisley - other than that, it’s basically how you left it.
Good to see you pop your head around the door SOG! Stay well and don’t let the bastards get you down!
Awks, @WorzelScummage.
Still it could be worse. You could be Turkish. Banned from a place you love. Forced to post on a site you hate. Constant foam hans expenditure 
I think Turkish is on my “wished I’d met” list.
The only problem is I don’t speak Turkish.
But then I’d only be 12.
So, you’ve required genital surgery at the age of 32? Way to go!!! 
Good to see ya old fellow! We need you back, if only so we can be old pompous windbags together and give cunts like Turkish a boner!
How you been doing?
My tablets are beige. 
My injections are blue though
Fuckin’ hell…like letting a gelding loose in a field of needy mares. 
Good to see you, old chap. Do stick around a bit, won’t you now.
Feck, this is like the thread we had were we invoked users to get them back, welcome back soggy, may your stay be a protracted one…
I only hope that Ste has genuinely solved his issues with Invision and not just thrown a lot of money at it.
Otherwise, in a year’s time, he’ll be living underneath a motorway bridge wearing a cardboard sign emblazoned with the legend “WILL WANK FOR CLOUD CAPACITY”
Just like @saintbletch would be if we ever get popular
It is good to see you guys too! I’ve actually missed you a lot. If you will have me back I’d like to rejoin you as one of the old windbags with an obsession with 70’s prog rock!
So then, what have I missed?
Not much has changed at SOG Towers other than I still have lock down hair so am rocking the mad professor back to the future look.
I’m guessing it’s been a couple of years?
I needed a bit of a break from Barry (hi Barry, how are you?) so decided to take some time off. I was still posting on Fiverweb as I have been there forever, so still got a daily fix.
I did pop back probably just after you changed the format and it freaked me out a bit, so I disappeared again but always planned to come back sometime, but the days lengthened!
As we know, there is a bunch of very vocal right wingers on Fiverweb and anyone slightly left of centre gets a tough time. The daily battle was grinding me down especially hypo, who seems to get an alert when’re I post and replies immediately. So earlier this year I took a step back from TSW.
I have always lurked on the Ugly and Nick’s even handed posts about the club were a pleasant distraction from the usual slaggings offs. It is a smaller pond with a more rabid bunch of right wingers so I wasn’t expected a warm welcome when I started posting earlier this year. Once again, anyone posting anything slightly left of centre is a target so I was new and tasty meat. I didn’t know Dune and Turkish from TSW as I didn’t venture off of the football section for many years. Dune posted as Occasional Showers (and maybe others) and Turkish as This Charming Man (an oxymoron if ever there was one!). They and a few of their buddies were constantly attacking the few of us who don’t share their views. Thankfully they both got themselves banned, either due to multiple logins or constant abuse, or both. There are still a few for whom the PM and government can do no wrong and don’t like it if your criticise them (the worst culprit is a character called Boris - tells you all you need to know) but there is a better balance now and the right contingent are no longer getting there own way.
When Turkish got himself banned from the Ugly he started stalking me on TSW so I had 2 stalkers to contend with along the vocal right wing crew. You can put these people on ignore but their attacks still eventually work their way through eventually so I spend much less time on there.
So, as with ex lovers, I began to look back on Sotonians with rose tinted bifocals. This is without doubt the best Saints forum out there (despite being smug 
). I had a little read the other day and all of the old feelings came rushing back, so here I am with a bunch of wilted rose from the local garage and a box of After Eight mints in the hope that you will take me back! 
As an ex loVer we are lubed up clasping arse cheeks and ready to rock and roll! 
@hypochondriac is the biggest cunt on the SaintsWeb forum.
In a way, he reminds me of Catwoman from the 1960s Batman show. She never actually fought, but made hissing noises in the background.
But when you see him eagerly licking the bollocks of anyone he thinks is popular at the time (see the bollock licking of Turkish on that Site Issues thread) you realise he’s just Dogwaman.
Or just a bitch, for short.
The Reverend Collins to Turkish’s Lady Catherine de Burgh, perhaps.