Stood outside but dressed impeccably no doubt.
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He shops from Primark’s “Finest” range*.
* This is the range made by Chinese teenagers, not the toddlers.
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Lol, Brett from Camden has been banned 
Fingers crossed he comes over here so @pap can create some new comic strips.
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I expect he’ll trouble the Ugly rather than come to us.
I did anxiously check our new users to be sure though.
Welcome @Bangkoksaint (3rd account?), @BaggySaint, @BaggyG, @andybaina and @SaintJacko.
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Hopefully they will find our key tables totally normalised and our indexing to be impeccable.
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Been a long time since my index was impeccable
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I don’t doubt it.
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Meh. Who’s counting?
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We do have a few big queries though
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Only a few?
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His last paragraph is so much face-palming,
Basucally, didn’t do his market research. Bought something shitty. End of story.
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Sounds like every piece of software that Bournemouth University buys, ever. Blinded by the salesman!!
Yeah we have a big hole in the road around here…we’ve had experts looking into it for 18 months. 
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Some interesting news on that thread. Turkish and dune are banned off the Ugly! 
I didn’t think that possible. I guess there is a limit to Nick’s patience!
It’s also where @Sadoldgit lives now.
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Soggy has gone full on nutter now tbf. The guy is just a car crash.
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I’ll bend over now then. Gloves and lube are on the right.
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He does not use lube…
Lube is a luxury we don’t extend to new members.
Welcome!
“Spit on it, it’s tearing!”