:saints: Saintsweb refugees - please read - help is at hand

Don’t think you’re allowed to say that these days @lifeintheslowlane

Or use the words bender, poof, Nancy/boy etc

No charge.

You come on here 3 years ago, flirt a bit then disappear.

You didn’t even write.

Welcome back - albeit until Steve pulls his finger out and gets Saintsweb working again.

Not too much, this years been on the quiet side especially.

Glad we didn’t struggle against relegation, appoint any crap managers, waste money on players or give ludicrous contract extensions to players we overrated. That could have got us in a bit of a mess.

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Missed you too, but it was complicated.

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Admit it, it was his floral shirts and alcohol intolerance that put you off want it?

Also his liking for Punk IPA, that’s always a deal breaker…

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I bet even this version would leave him staggering.

That’s certainly a plan but I’m hoping for a higher standard of insult here. But thanks for proving my hypothesis

:lou_facepalm_2:

He did manage a whole can once, but then spent the rest of the day throwing up…

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you see I’m not very good at insults, I’m more a lover than a hater…

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IT’S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT QUESTION…get over it.

No but you missed out all the other options these days.
Ffs we discussed this.
You have to include Binary, binary, Non Binary, non binary, Trans, Pre, Post.
At least add an etcetera
I mean, if Star Trek can do it, you could at least make a token effort.
We dont want these poor defenceless refugees thinking it’s all Piers & Nige or even God forbid Polish Politicians over here.

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Yeah but what if I just wanted to know if he or she is gay. You’re saying I can no longer ask a specific question.
So for example if I wanted to know if @saintbletch is a cunt I would have to ask a load of other questions I know are irrelevant to the enquiry. LIke is he a fine upstanding man with good dress sense?

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But still a cunt?

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Ih.
So now you’re being alcoholist ntolerant as well?
:man_facepalming:

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Close, but this little beauty is waiting for me.

Should have had it on Monday night but had something to do on Thursday. So couldn’t risk it.

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Go ahead, rub it in.

You heartless cunt. :rage:

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Why would you be interested in whether or not he’s gay? Are you a poof? :thinking::grin:

Rub it in where exactly? You are fucking odd.

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