Saints vs Arsenal - match thread

Saints vs Arsenal - match thread
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#1

No fuss. No muss. Enough of these fancy thread titles. Saints look to penetrate the Arse.

It’s December, so half their fucking first team is knackered true to form. Despite our recent shitty form, it’s a good time to play them and expectancy may kill them.

Mind you, 6-1 made a recent comeback to St Marys the other week. A win would be fantastic, but I’ll take a draw at this point.


#2

We will win this game.


#3

Very butch pap :lou_is_a_flirt:


#4

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.


#5

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.


#6

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.

:lou_smiley:


#7

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.

FFS I had to Google her to see who she plays for. I can tell you now, none of you will be entertaining the lady.


#8

Note to self: ‘must remember to reference hardcore anal pornstars in order to fuck up John’s search history’.


#9

Still pissed off about Tottenham, even more pissed off about the fucking stupid kick off time.

finding it hard to get excited about this one


#10

all of koemas talk of needing a stronger team will mean that he plays Yoshida at right back and as a result we will lose 2-0. We will have three shots on target. We are shit.


#11

Stick with just predicting the score, Fatso - you’re hopeless with predicting shots on target.


#12

Romeu will play with Koeman’s instructions burning in his ear. Two yellows will quickly follow. :lou_facepalm_2:


#13

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.

Sorry I meant to add your usual footnote:

£5 at Betfair pays £1,727,403


#14

What if I ‘entertain’ Emma Stone?


#15

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @Bucks

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.

Sorry I meant to add your usual footnote:

£5 at Betfair pays £1,727,403

What if I ‘entertain’ Emma Stone?

Betfair pays Emma Stone £1,727,403


#16

TBH,that is not very generous…


#17

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @Bucks

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bucks

Goals from Vic (40 yards), Cedric (direct free kick) and JWP (header). 3-0. Sorted.

More likely to end up in bed with Emma Stone.

Sorry I meant to add your usual footnote:

£5 at Betfair pays £1,727,403

What if I ‘entertain’ Emma Stone?

Betfair pays Emma Stone £1,727,403

TBH,that is not very generous…

Her travel expenses to Fife excluded


#18

We’ll comfortably lose 0-3.


#19

Stop picking on us pensioners…first Blatter, now me. I have noted all who have up-voted your cruel remark. :lou_angry:


#20

Sorry, John. I did, of course, mean to hit the down-vote button.

Curse these old trembling pensioner fingers of mine :lou_sad: