Straight out of HG Wells. 
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Surely they will come.
The new management that is not the martians.
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The chances of Saints staying up in the Prem,
Are a million to 1 they said.
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I don’t want to worry anyone, but there’s a metal cylinder just landed on Southampton Common and the army have been called in.
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Martians may have stunning metrics. Don’t rule them out.
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That’s clearly an escape pod from the UFO they shot down over Canada
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Is his name Ahmed, by any chance?