Nat jones is wandering up and the touchline waving his arms I dont think anybody is listening to him
Get in 1-0
Blimey 
Alcatraz scores
Wait.
WHAT?
Lemina off ??
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Fucking hell, weāve scored from open play!!
ā¦and then Lemina gets himself sent off for dissent.
Blimey 
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Gobbing off at the referee
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When was the last time we beat 10 men?
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Another booking for a Wolves defender, this could be fun
Weāre actually getting down the flanks and putting balls into the box. Where we have players.
When did that last happen?
See told you it was all Sellesās fault
What was the point of that foul from Prowsey? FFS. Ridiculous yellow card to take.
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
Referee does seem to be quite card happy compared to recent refs weāve had
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He couldnāt do anything else, JWP grabbed the guy and wrestled him to the ground, in slow motion, about a yard from the ref.
First game Iāve enjoyed for ages ( probably speaking too soon)
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Where are you all?
Reports seem to indicate we are deservedly ahead, and are playing well, Someone saying this is totally different Southampton.
Is all this true, or should I go back to biting my nails and drinking sherry?
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