:pl: :saints: Saints v Newcastle United :newcastlefc: (Live on :sky_logo:)

11 goals all season according to taters

Yep. Not good enough. Relegation stats them.

Unfortunately, unless something changes, id tend to agree

10 minute miracle dance enacted

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We have a championship level front line at the end of the day.

Adam Armstrong was a bad signing. There’s no intelligence to his runs. When he even bothers making them that is. Spend the last ten minutes just watching him.

Elyounoussi is the attacking midfield version of Shane Long. Works hard and offers defensive workrate but he has little end product and quality going forward.

Aribo isn’t a striker.

Bad times.

Going to float an unpopular idea. Cash in on JWp this window :man_shrugging:

Who would buy him this season? zero end product.

Salisu is fucking shit.

Yep. My point

He also has the turning circle of the titanic

9 defenders to break through that last phase before the corner

Something just occurred to me. Our entire business plan appears to rest on buying promising talent, and increasing it’s value by putting it on display in the Premiership shop window. That’s the only reason promising talent comes here.

So, what’s going to happen when we aren’t in the PL? :thinking:

How has that only just occurred to you?! :see_no_evil:

First dance complete

Great goal my perraud. Don’t really deserve to have lost this game on how we’ve played, but it’s going to be a hammer blow. In fairness, players’ heads haven’t dropped… But we are going down with this attack!

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Lovely consolation solo effort from Perraud, just to make our strike force feel better :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Christ :unamused::smile::smile:

Its that bad

As far as I’m aware he’s scored 3x as many goals as A. Armstrong in the last year.

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Unreal finishing.