Tell him to stop playing golf and get down Staplewood to teach these lot to shoot!
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This is engrossing and actually quite skilled, how can a team be so so shit to watch?
Iām starting to think we are deliberately not trying to score goals. There is no other plausible reason to explain that shooting today! Maybe weāll score one by accident soon 
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Well, canāt fault the effort but our strikers need a serious confidence boost
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No, you mean theyāre not up to the required standard.
Weāre not good enough.
āWeāre not going enoughā what??
Good
Fair point.
Down mark for inability to spell. It helps when posting.
There is an edit function btw
That was mentionedā¦ full report and his analysis follows
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Look up 
Where?
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Iām glad you did that, he never reads posts yet I donāt pull him up on it, its always amusing when someone gets the rug pulled from under them.
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Cunt
Maybe so but I am correct and have been for a long long time with this shite of a team.
Austin is so gash its laughable.
Long is his comedy sidekick.
Hughes plays them.
You couldnāt make it up.
Our home record is a stain on the clubs record books.
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Canāt really argue tbf @Barry-Sanchez
As a team I think we are pretty solid, apart from people able to put the ball in the net.
That is a rather fundamental point of the game.
I know. Itās fucking annoying that they canāt do what they are paid to do. In my company Iād have them on performance review- shorthand for sacking them if they donāt pull their socks upā¦
Glenn Murray doesnāt have an issue.
We have simply got wank carthorses.
Our policy is
- Moneyball
- Sell good, buy shit.
Well that was cold.
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Great atmosphere in the pub pre-match*
Great chat on the way to the ground*
Great banter with fellow saints in the ground*
All in all, a decent day out apart from not winning
*for the benefit of those who donāt experience this 
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