:saints: Saints v Newcastle :newcastlefc: (PL)

Tell him to stop playing golf and get down Staplewood to teach these lot to shoot!

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This is engrossing and actually quite skilled, how can a team be so so shit to watch?

Iā€™m starting to think we are deliberately not trying to score goals. There is no other plausible reason to explain that shooting today! Maybe weā€™ll score one by accident soon :crossed_fingers:t3:

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Well, canā€™t fault the effort but our strikers need a serious confidence boost

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No, you mean theyā€™re not up to the required standard.

Weā€™re not good enough.

ā€œWeā€™re not going enoughā€ what??

Good

Fair point.

Down mark for inability to spell. It helps when posting.

There is an edit function btw

That was mentionedā€¦ full report and his analysis follows

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Look up :arrow_up:

Where?

:lou_is_a_flirt:

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Iā€™m glad you did that, he never reads posts yet I donā€™t pull him up on it, its always amusing when someone gets the rug pulled from under them.

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Cunt

:lou_is_a_flirt: :lou_wink:

Maybe so but I am correct and have been for a long long time with this shite of a team.

Austin is so gash its laughable.
Long is his comedy sidekick.

Hughes plays them.

You couldnā€™t make it up.

Our home record is a stain on the clubs record books.

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Canā€™t really argue tbf @Barry-Sanchez

As a team I think we are pretty solid, apart from people able to put the ball in the net.

That is a rather fundamental point of the game.

I know. Itā€™s fucking annoying that they canā€™t do what they are paid to do. In my company Iā€™d have them on performance review- shorthand for sacking them if they donā€™t pull their socks upā€¦

Glenn Murray doesnā€™t have an issue.

We have simply got wank carthorses.

Our policy is

  1. Moneyball
  2. Sell good, buy shit.

Well that was cold.

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Great atmosphere in the pub pre-match*
Great chat on the way to the ground*
Great banter with fellow saints in the ground*

All in all, a decent day out apart from not winning

*for the benefit of those who donā€™t experience this :wink:

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