šŸ”® :brexit: Post-Brexit prediction thread

How dare you… people voted to be free of tyranny and for us to be free to make our own legislation and regulations so our business could thrive being free of the EU shackles… of course when we want to trade with any market, we then need to decide if we adopt their regulations and standards to ensure a deal is possible…

… good news is we can buy a load of cheap stuff now made by slave labour/kids as we are no longer under EU rules on this … If we insist other countries do not do this before we trade with them, will the Brexiteers get the irony?

Blue passports next month chaps!

:heart_eyes::muscle:

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I made sure myself and the missus did ours last month so we have another 10 years of the red ones.

Then you, sir, are a fucking traitor.

I’m going to get one even though I only recently renewed. I don’t want people thinking I’m some sort of dirty EU bitch. I want my national identity to be entwined with a blue book that I’ll use a couple times a year. It seems silly to put my new passport in the drawer at home. I’m going to put it on display when it comes. Next to the photo of the Queen and my Diana wine glasses.

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I assume most of the people that wanted blue passports don’t have passports anyway, as pretty sure 100% of Pontins sites are in the UK anyway.

I was annoyed when I got them back and they’d removed the EU part at the top though…

GOD I CAN’T WAIT!

I’m going to start wearing blue only from now on. Maybe some gold embossing.

You know, I think I suddenly get brexit. I genuinely feel different, like I have a national identity now. I have a sense of belonging that I’ve never felt. I think the EU stole that identity from me when they have me gave a red passport. I just became another member of the EU superstate. Now though I feel liberated - and I don’t use that term lightly given the way we once liberated other Europeans from the Germans.

Once I’m wearing my blue/gold clothes I think I’ll plant a UK flag in my garden and have an impromptu street party. Im sure the shops will be full of bunting right now.

What’s the most British cake I can make? Victoria sponge?
Oh shit, I just realised I don’t like scones.

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What I don’t get is that surely Blue and Gold is more of an EU colour?

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They is the wrong blue and you know it, Helmut.

Close enough…

It’s not my identity blue.

Look, if you hate this country so much then why don’t you just fuck off to the EU?

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If it’s cake recipes you want, start by marinating sour grapes in your tears of anguished frustration. Add a dash of bitters. :+1::+1:

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Delightful to see the blue passports non-story advanced again.

Weird how its always the Remainers that raise the issue.

I think you’ll find Priti Patel made quite the statement about how we’ve got a national identity now.

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North Korea have dark blue/black passports… just saying like :lou_eyes_to_sky:

Presumably blue passports were a centrepiece of her speech.

It’s just a ridiculous straw man stuffed up by the same Remain side that say they won’t use the Brexit 50p.

I think you should deconstruct the coronation chicken sandwiches… and discard the ingredients from other commonwealth (invaded/ empire) countries that we stupidly celebrated back in ā€˜53 as a statement of of new found independence and identity

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Woooosh…

Are you deliberately choosing to ignore the direct quote from her in my earlier post? We have a new passport. She brought it up, not ā€œremainersā€ and she’s made it a centre piece by saying it gives us a new identity. No one is making this up. This is what the pro leave government have done and said - because it’s what the leaver people want.

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Would these be the blue passports produced by a French-Dutch company, manufactured in Poland? Ain’t taking back control great!

There’s a Brexit 50p?

Lol, how fucking small time is this country? What next, a series of collectible stamps commemorating the heroes of Brexit, with Gove, Raab, Johnson and Corbyn immortalised for life.

Bet all the Northern knuckle draggers will love that.