🚓 Personal Cycling

Yesterday afternoon I spent four hours at the Calshot velodrome - effectively, that’s the first two stages of track-cycling instruction in one session. I had a slight head start, as I’m very accustomed to riding a fixed-wheel bike, which the other nine participants weren’t, but I reckon they were all a good bit fitter than me.

It was brilliant. If you enjoy cycling, you should definitely give it a go. Even if you don’t live in god’s own county, there are cycling tracks dotted around the country and I’m sure they’ll all offer some kind of beginner’s course. From a starting point of nowhere - riding nervously round the bottom of the track - we ended up doing team pusuit-style riding with the whole bunch of ten, with the lead rider moving to the back on every lap. I’m sure our pace was gentle to put it mildly, but it had to be enough for a rider to get up to the top of the banking every lap.

And it felt fucking fantastic.

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I’ve had a puncture for 3 years. My mum won’t let me use the spoons to fix it.

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I came off the mountain bike at 2mph the other week, overbalancing as I tried to avoid brambles, but thankfully a huge spiky thorn bush dragged me in and cushioned my fall. :astonished:

#ouch

How did you puncture your Mum?

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Is she the one with real hair and a surprised look on her face?

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That’s disappointment not surprise.

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Sounds like Fatso’s Mom, not sure about the hair though :confused:

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This is very disrespectful

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That’s what she said

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Oh my.

Wasn’t that the Fountains of Wayne? 'ā€˜Fatso’s mom, she’s got it going on…’'or something lile that ?

She may have said that too tbh

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Why is this happening? Have we lost all of our moral fibre?

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I’d be happy to apply a rubber patch to Fatso’s mum, if that’s any help.

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Aye. Fuck it, I’ll be honest… my Stopober is over…

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It’s the personal cycling thread, Fats. The clue’s in the name.

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Latest football injury means I can’t run or twist my right knee.

Just about the only cardio exercise I can do is cycling. Currently borrowing my son’s hybrid bike for trips from Eastleigh to Winchester or Romsey and am loving being back on a bike again.

Used to think this thread was for weirdos, but now I’m here it’s got a lot better.

The only problem I’ve had came on a moist and twisty downhill section when, as I got to the bottom, I punctured Fatso’s mum.

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I’ve ridden a few bikes in my time. I’m not a keen cyclist though.

Sorry for the downvote @saintbletch - fat thumbs.

will upvote to make amends

That’s 2 downvotes by me this weekend - both when sober (relatively)

:lou_facepalm_2:

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Cobham, me old mucker, you really need to work on that upvote/downvote thing. Of course, if you’re defending the honour of Fatso’s mum by way of a downvote then I will fully withdraw (as indeed should Bletch).

If anyone would like to post a link to the classic Groucho Marx comment about defending a lady’s honour, now would be a good time I think.

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