Ah, a trick question- I assume itās not xxxxxxx whoād let you cop a feel at the school disco for a bottle of pop and a stick of chewing gum?
Oi, fuck off you.
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Sexy
Donāt blame me, your Mrs posted it on fb.
Havenāt been on a bike for years, but still have one of these in the garage if you want to do a bit downhill.
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I used to have one (if thatās a Stab)!!! That and an Orange Patriot 66.
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Kona dawgmatic from about 15 years ago. Hasnāt been out of the garage for at least 5 years.
Doubt my bones/joints could take it anymore, but had some good fun on it.
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I have a few other kicking aroundā¦
1996 Kona explosiv
2014 Trek Madone with full Dura Ace and fastForward 60mm carbon wheels
2015 Merida Scultura - picked up very cheap and is daily hack/ out in the shit bike
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Cor, have you put helium in the tyres to make it float like that?
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A photo does exist of me on a bicycle.
Maybe something for a Friday Night.
Luckily I wasnāt wearing Lycra.
Well firstly, thatās got no suspension so itās shit.
This oneās got no pedals and has some other blokeās name on it. So itās shit.
This is what you want to get yourself, MoTty.
Itās the closest to what Iām riding but about 6 years old. Itās a medium frame but as itās my short-arse sonās, but as Iām not a medium man the saddle post is nearly all the way out.
Itās actually a really nice bike to ride. Very smooth and stable.
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All that needs is basket
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No rides in 6 daysā¦ I can feel the fat depositing itself from too much crap food and drink whilst away with work and looking out at pissing rainā¦ tomorrow might be a reasonable dayā¦
OK Chaps, just passing the local cycle shop here in North Baddesley and noticed the closing down signs on the windowā¦ālast few daysā
Iād like to tell you I went in and arranged an additional special āSotonians Discountā Iām like that.
Iād like to tell you thatā¦but I canāt.
Anyway you might like to give them a call to see if they have something that might interest you. 
Cracking bike that.
This is my current bike (I do a bit of off-road on the daily commute), I have not as much disposable income to spend as you lot it seems. Got it on the work cycle to work scheme so is costing me Ā£600 instead of Ā£1,000.
This is my previous commuting bike but I havenāt rode it for a while
In fact @saintbletch if youāre looking for another bike itās in good nick, Iām sure we could come to some arrangement 
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What am I going to do with a bike for short-arses with buckled wheels and stress fractures on every load-bearing structure?
EDIT: I do like that Cannondale though. Like you I take in quite a bit of off-road surfaces on the routes from my house. An out-and-out road bike doesnāt make sense for me. Although if @Map-Of-Tasmania wants to loan me that red and white thing (with no suspension, pedals or basket) for a year, Iād give it a go.
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Whoa!!
Time out. Time the fuck out!
Does that say Rapid Rob on your tyres?
Probably, how deliciously ironic, I did swap them out for more ācommuterā friendly tyres pretty swiftly though.