Iāve got just the shirt for that bike.
True story.
Be a love and give Oxshott and Cobham a swerve.
On of my colleagues travelled down from Stockport for the Ride London event. He said never again. The numbers allowed to participate was increased massively to the extent that there were people patently only just able to ride a bike along with club cyclists all starting at the same time. Although the weather didnāt help the number of crashes meant diversions and delays. My colleague was in the saddle for over 8 hours as a result - not a happy bunny.
OK so those on here who ride and do strava, have set up a Strava club for you too join - just search Sotonians CCā¦ you never know we might do some Jerseys one day 
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ā¦and check out the āclubā page and you will see that young slim Robert āMillerā leads this weeks stats with an impressive 91km to dateā¦ Geraint Grandee has yet to ride a km this week due to that horrible thing called workā¦ so is slackingā¦ we need to see Ble āepoā tch get some carbon and steel between his legs and post a rideā¦ Cherts āthe cannibalā has grasped them bars and takes second placeā¦
Happy riding folks and the more that want to join please do.
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How come my many and arduous hikes donāt show up in the CYCLING Clubās list of activities.
Elevation? Iāll give you elevation. You havenāt seen elevation like the South Coast Way.
Iām on holiday and my bike is 80 miles away. It makes me look like a lazy quitter.
I want my money back.
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Like all clubs we have our moaning twats - apologies too other members.
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The Apple has joined
Ah, now I understand why the CB in @CB-Saintā¦
06:00 in the morning, have you nothing better to do??
Inventive, hey?
If I donāt do it in the morning it would never get done.
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Yep thats me on a typical weekendā¦
Did that once riding back home from the Millers Pond after a lock in. At least thatās what it felt like, and I wasnāt that stylish, and it was just a bank near Weston
Fuck, Cherts is young! I had him down as about 58 
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Inside he is.
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Who are you, fucking Yoda?
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Thatās no way to talk about Mrs G.
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Heās fucking Yoda? Would that count as animal or alien?
or are you calling him Yoda and asking who he is fucking?
See I get easily confused by comma positioning
Asking him who he thought he was, I am.
Inside Yoda?