Arseholes in Human Form
There are two kinds of arseholes in human form:
- Those who know they can be an arsehole
- Those who could never conceive of it
Add those two together and you’ve got the universal set.
Everyone is capable of being an arsehole — but the self-aware-hole is by far the easiest to deal with.
They know their weakness.
They plan around it.
They say things differently.
They develop a bit of diplomacy.
The second camp?
They believe Mother Teresa never did as much good, and Paul was never as saintly.
These people can’t be reasoned with.
Only argued with.
And placated — briefly — with a fake “World’s Best Person” certificate you’ve run off on your LaserJet.