We have mainly Maltese Tourists atm.
I always warn them when heading to the Mountains - dont eat Yellow Snow.
This weeks weather meant I couldn’t give the same warning to those staying in Krakow.
Yesterday one picked up a yellow snowball and said oh wow look at this…
Oh how I laughed & said go and ask reception for a plastic bag to pit your glove in, dont want that defrosting in the Van
She dumped her clearly expensive glove in the bin.
Priceless
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No way I’m clicking a link from you like that!
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Yes. Don’t. Just don’t
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I’m cut to the quick at this lack of trust 
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Yes, but is it a porn link or not ?
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Good job I used my mod powers to save you guys
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Believe it or not, he didn’t actually write it himself. It’s a cover version with the words altered, here’s the original.
A rare dry spell today means my old jalopy got its first airing of the year this afternoon.
The Causeway, Romsey.
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Meant to post this on Tuesday evening from my sojourn in Bristol - Taken from just outside of the Left Handed Giant, Finzels Reach
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It had just started raining and basically pissed down continuously until Thurs afternoon
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You’re in Bristol, so it makes no difference. I’d rather spend a week in Portsmouth than an hour in Bristol.
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When were you last in Bristol? I’ve stayed there a couple of times in the last few years and I reckon it’s a fine place to be.
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One visit around fifteen years ago was enough to convince me never to return. 
Ah, OK. Always good to hear an authoritative voice.
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Lol - it’s been a building site since then - for the better. Still loads of old stuff too.
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If I were you lads I’d keep this heavenly oasis quiet. You wouldn’t want the likes of me ruining your idyllic paradise in our droves. 
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Luckily pianos and their tuners are banned
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It’s true, we do lower the tone.
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