slowly and surely drawing his plans against usā¦
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Bertie going nuts today, seen him on multiple threads 
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I like this thread, no raving from certain posters, getting harder and harder to bother. Long live Bertie
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Typical lazy, southern, liberal elite attitudeā¦wouldnāt happen oop North I tell thee.
Oop North theyād be out on the streets demanding better, the far right liberal elite have a lot to answer forā¦
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Iāll have you know I am not southern, I am south-western!!!
This is the worst so called bug for 40 years or summing.
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Pah, youāre south of the Watford gap, youāre as Southern as Southern can beā¦
I nearly liked that until I read Watford Gap and not Winchester 
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Think I just saw Bertie. On the Arsenal v Saints thread as I went to mute see if I was tracking it etc.
Is everyone just winding me up? Iāve seen no bugs, the site is as shit as alwaysā¦
I see Bertie is buggering about on the match day thread now. Getting bloody cocky
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The reply bit disappearing etc? If so I think I may finally have popped my Bertie cherryā¦
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Well hello again Bertie
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Donāt worry Iām going to fuck him right up over the weekend.
Heās history.
Boooo
Normally I like a masterful man but this time I will make an exception, you bully
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Donāt worry, with shirt like @saintbletch ās manly bullying aināt gonna be on the table @tigger
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Can I suggest that our bug be renamed Gregor Samsa? Before Bletch smothers poor Bertie with one of his lurid shirts (a fate not even the vilest insect, or even Jamie Vardy, should have to endure), Iād like to see him honoured with a literary reference. Bertie that is, not Bletch - Bletch has many literary references to his name, but my sensitivities donāt allow me to enumerate them here.
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Itās a shame there isnāt a āBertieā in literature who has a butler (Beltch is still the site butler isnāt he?) follow him round trying to clean up his messes.
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