What really annoys me about the Apple watch is that I hate Apple but I really covet the watch. I feel conflicted.
Don’t do it, man. What if the Apple watch is just a cog in some Malthusian population reduction plot (like Drax’s plan in Moonraker)?
Henchman, it is time to cull the herd. Don’t want to be too much of a bastard though. Shall we just go for mindless tech slaves and boring arse runners that insist on advertising their every calf movement on social media?
(Wrists across the world explode. Some are saved by very poor battery life)
Some are saved by not having a “smart” phone or a wrist thingey that does more than tell the time. 