I would like a job spec, risk assessment and see a copy of the contract before signing up. 
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Is it not an up against the wall
Knee trembler
If you don’t agree to the terms and conditions
Sanchez, Chertzy, Trampboy
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In the interest of balance I would like to see a rabid, often incoherant, more right wing than Attila The Hun type candidate. Now who could that be…?
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Thanks for the nod @pap
i would like to unnominate myself. For the purely selfish reason that I avoid responsibility outside work like the plague.
R u sure you want Bearsy steering the ship. It a bit like asking an alcoholic to be in charge of the rum ration. However, if his manifesto involves porn then he gets my vote.
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I nominate @pap @chertsey-saint @tokyo-saint @furball ,but only if you publish the transcripts of the meetings on here.
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@lord-duckhunter @barry-sanchez
To balance any right-on-ness
Was going to nominate @btripz but would anyone vote for him?
Yeah, I think I should probably unnominate myself too. Much as I’m chuffed people think I could be helpful, I’ve just got too much on my plate at the mo, and don’t like commiting to something if I don’t think I can do a good job.
I’m hoping Intiniki is up for it though…
Nope.
Your nomination for election cannot be rejected @coxford_lou (it can, but, well you know).
Let’s see you elected then you can turn it down.
Who will second my, um, composite (is that the right term @pap )?
I see how this is going to work…people unnominate and drop out until we’re gradually left with no one but Corbyn to choose. Uncanny.
Very smooth, Pap
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Oh great - so like Jeremy Corbyn, I have to go through the humiliating process of finishing last in an election I didn’t even want to win in the first place! 
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Replicate Corbyn’s form and you’ll get over 50% mandate in each. Guaranteed 
Yeah, you’ve got that cold to deal with…
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You’re so funny, Chertsey.
If I turn up tomorrow and am sneezing in your beer, you won’t be laughing then…
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Cup Final day. With a bunch of sad fucks off an internet forum fawning over you. Purlease!!!
You live for this shit!
In all seriousness, smash some paracetamol down ya, and you’ll feel fine. I spent this afternoon at a park in the teeming rain with my 4 year old, catching my death of cold, so I think I’ll be in the same boat!
I’ve re-read my post and need to clarify a couple of things. The Soviet will consist of four members. The newly announced ownership co-operative is on the board by default, making eight in total. I may cave to bitter protest though 
Do you pay for the lunches?
I nominate me. I keep out of all the arguments and I’ll govern with a gentle touch. I’m quite good at dancing and can read a map.
But I’ll need Fatso along, as my gentleman’s gentleman.
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I’d like to nominate @dinger as I know he has got moves, something sadly lacking from sotonians.
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So given that we now look like having the ‘Judean People’s Front’ establshied to dictate…er mean govern policy… the time is surely right for a classic left wing factional split… So who will join me at the ‘Peoples Front of Judea’? Objective? ‘Smash the system’ and general anarchy… It has to be done. I am thinking we ‘nominate’ Chapel Kate as our honorary Leader to counter the obvious Kim Jung types headed for the Forum Dacha and first and the only ones able to afford a car… The forum schism is the natural next stage in forum evolution 
Pic. The Sotonian’s ‘Gang of four’ Dacha by the Black Sea proudly displaying their shiney new motors(company cars)
