So.
Now we have an inshallah for a 9am rendesvous tomorrow.
Maybe.
Iām off for a lay down.
Mum saying Kourva a lot
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Bah Humbug, Christmas is cancelled. My ex, father to 2 daughters, is not expected to last the night
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Iām sorry to hear that, Tigger.
Thats pretty shitty
Well thatās shit.
Love & hugs Tigger
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The goose is in the fridge!
Thatās horrible! Best wishes
Thatās put a dampener on things for you 
So is ours.
The partridge we ordered isnāt- itās probably sitting in a lorry on the M20 - Still, at least thereās no mother in law turning up so thereās a silver liningā¦
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You ship your mother in law in a lorry? Harsh but fair.
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I did miss the word āeitherā but fair cop - Iāll leave it as is for the comedy value 
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Turkeygate update.
I now have to be at the processing plant at 10am.
Apparently after apologies, it appears today was Gooseday my translation skills are shit I was sureā¦
Anyway me & part deaf, part blind Mother in Law on a road trip. What could possibly go wrongā¦
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I reckon you are going to get a tour of the plant and after that you will be vegan
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Just over 27 years since I left UK. Crikey.
Today for the 1st time ever I received an overseas Xmas card.
From Saints supporting Son in Germany.
Probably the 1st person who realised a 1st class stamp doesnāt work overseas.
Iāll take the happy moment
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Corrected it for you
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Back in the day I remember watching my farmer uncle and his neighbour slaughtering and butchering the pig they had raised all year on food scraps etc donated by everyone in the pig club. There was more blood than I expected. As a nipper it didnāt bother me tbh. It wouldnāt now.
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