You just know thereās some Polish matey living in overcrowded UK conditions whose only job is buying Branston for āMr Philā at Ā£1.49 and sending it back to your manor.
How much are you paying per jar? Does this matey even have a living? 
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Haha. Now I have this mental image of families throughout the land sitting around their Christmas trees singing it with gusto.
If thatās Krakow, and thatās a restaurant to the right of the bloke in the first picture, I think I had a meal there in 2014 - a sort of scooped out loaf of bread filled with wonderful stew. Couldnāt eat it all, mainly because I started by eating the bread from the top down, and keeping the level of the stew just so to stop overflowing.
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There is an old skool one there sounds like you met what locals call Goulash.
Not to be confused with the German/Austrian soup or Hungarian variety
It would have been much better & half the cost one street further right but not a bad choice!
There is a UK web site does expat goodies.
But jeez it is expensive.
Those 200g jars were Ā£2.20 each. Online Ā£4.50
Then Ā£14.75 for delivery
International store does Asian mainly get our Thai sauces etc there. 1 shelfĆ² of Brit stuff. Really random, cant order anything.
Main biz seems to be herbal teas
I do remember it seemed incredibly cheap - there were 4 of us, and we almost queried the bill!
Thatās it - Iām done
I shall now not have a sober thought until 2021
Goodbye 2020 youāve been a cunt
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Cunts
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On top of Turkeygate, Mrs P_F has had her shift timings changed.
Bang goes all her prep time for the 12 dishes of Wigelia let alone the prep for Xmas day.
So no resting the bad knee. Full on for next 2.5 days.
Ffs
They sold out of fresh Carp.
I only mentioned it about 100 times
You did mention you were bored the other dayā¦
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Hysterical. Karpy boys had some Pstraaq (Trout) a Zander & a Chubb, but Mrs P_F all but self combusted!
I dropped her at work saying I knew a guy in England with a White Van, she just gave me that cold stare.
I legged it to Lidl they had 5 packs of Karpy fillets in the fridge- dozy woman was taking each out, couldnt decide so I unsocially distanced stuck my arm in & grabbed one pack.
Dozy woman puts back the one she was looking at says something like CVNT, at which point geezer behind me grabs ALL the remaining packs & marches to the Till.
Woman self combusts, finds a staff member waves her arms, he just says Nope (in Polski)
Yeah it was almost Brian Rix esque minus Trousers falling down.
Got a couple of Rump Steaks on 50% promo as well.
OK. 3 hours to Turkeyman
Christmas panic buying for the Ayatollah
Once again I find myself in the cookware section chuckling to myself
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How can you leg it anywhere with your gammy knee?
Get a frying pan but this time disconnect the handle and wrap it separetly 2 pressies for the price of 1
Wheels.
Da family has wheels. āDadā bought a 2014 Hyundai I30 estate in October, combo petrol & LPG. Tidy, nice to have a 3rd gear.
Still no idea how that whole dead guy buying a car works but hey!
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Can you get an Autograph from Turkeyboy for meā¦I want to sell it on EBay Polska.
Thanks.
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For your last hour do you have any words you would like us to remember you by.
@Goatboy that is not dismember
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Itās all going Pete Tong atm. Mum got a call problem as they dont have any for today but maybe tomorrow.
Lots of calls to translate calls going on
Sigh.
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He got dropped by a name.
Is probably closest.