Merry Christmas everybody have as much fun as possible and stay safe.
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I would love to slaughter a pig just now
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Ask @Goatboy for some tips. I think a white van, cable ties and gaffer tape are in the equation. You’ll also need a tarpaulin and a shovel…
Nah I just want some bacon
I miss bacon 
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Will be boiling a ham in cola tomorrow 
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Got some in, pop over and I’ll cook it for you
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The Longest Day.
The ladies started at 05:30 Mum getting the bus to buy Carrots which DESPITE my mentioning 5 times in the shop yday, we didnt actually have.
Poppy seed cake in Oven Mince Pies next after fish fiddling.
Hopefully a slot for me to prep home made sausages for pigs in blankets & stuffing.
Road trip next for Turkeygate.
Pray for me!
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Note.
I have never had nor made Pigs in blankets before.
Only doing it to annoy @PhilippineSaint obv.
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A pretty 49 minute road trip to Slomnicki a bottleneck town on the Krakow -Warsaw road.
En route the instructions changed. Rendesvous by the Portaloo.
We called our contact.
Still plucking the fvcking thing, 30 minute delay.
I head to the shop looking for Sprouts
I get them. Wow.
I am leaving for the cash desk when I pass the butchery counter.
They had a Turkey for sale.
Ffs.
It is now raining. Mum is getting stressed as she has a white van man to meet as well for some cheesecake (more fvcking cakes?)
I may need a Brandy already
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OMG I HAVE TURKEY!
It is still warm! Cant believe that actually worked.
Pics later
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I’d just like to say… Soylent Green. Perhaps your time has come. 
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The great cooking effort has begun; the giblet stock is simmering away
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The ham is going on the hob very shortly here.
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Right now to do some work - social media stuff for tourists
Only problem with Wigelia, supposed to stay Dry/booze free until after the 12 dishes.
Nooooooooooooooo!
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Bloody hell.
Mrs P_F has only gone and tuned in her laptop to Radio Solent!
I may be back in the good books
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Love how that woosh over peoples heads, then someone wets themself!
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