Greg Lakesā song NEVER gets enough airtime.
One of the best
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A decent one
That and Jona Lewie, Stop the Cavalry
So on the radio, the DJ talking about having Christmas Tree envy and planning to watch 1 Christmas Movie a week until Christmas, they justify this by saying āWe canāt go anywhere so why not celebrate earlyā.
I screamed at the radioā¦
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The Ayatollah has started making ominous noises about our tree.
In the up side I have a certain amount of influence in the decision on the basis she canāt get the bastard down from the loft
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Weāve just had our official Christmas Cards made. Lady Slowlane sent Chambers into Rumsey to collect them. They will be distributed amongst local poor folk with a voucher for 1500 Nectar points each.
It is Christmas after all. 
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Well i hope yours and lady Slowlaneās cards are more in keeping with the spirit of comfort and joy than the Blairās official effort, which depicts the fragrant Cherie holding Tony back from headbutting a geezer down the pub!
āYou wot mate?ā āYou want some then?ā
āLeave it aaht Tone, e aint worf itā.
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1 Christmas movie a week?
I dream of only losing the TV for 1 movie a DAY.
Dinner is looming & need to squeeze Mando in before the footy.
I honestly thought Dolly Partonsā Christmas Squarecwould cure her but nope. She slept through it said that was perfect she could do that every day she is on early shift.
It really is A NIG THING here. Like WAY bigger than The Great Escape.
What the fuck is that? Surely you have to be so full of your own self importance to actually have Xmas cards made with your ugly fucking mug on them, sending them out with the deluded intent of ācheering someone upā.
I donāt care if anyone on here has their own cards made with their ugly mugs on to send out. If you do, have a quiet word with yourself.
Those fucking āthis is what weāve been up too this year, arenāt we greatā enclosures with Xmas cards were bad enough. Fortunately they seem to have stopped now. Either that or iām not sent them anymore because I made it clear iām a miserable cunt and couldnāt give a fuck about how fucking great the offspring of distant acquaintances are just because they reach grade 2 piano.
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I havenāt even watched it once!!!
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Me neitherā¦whatās it all about?
No idea, not watched itā¦
Donāt worry Baz will be along shortly. 
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Donāt they have blu ray or dvdās in Poland? Even betamax or VHS?
Wrong hole?
Not really. Remember, over here their ādubbingā of foreign films is simply a geezer reading the script in a flat monotone.
They have them obviously just not such a thing
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Iād have thought with your Government itād be constant repeats of independence day marchesā¦
Dont go there.
Not sure there is actually a government atm. More warring factions in a creaking coalition.
PiS starting to look like moderate commission by some of the pthers
Right then Santa, you clapped out old tosser, this is what I would likeā¦
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