I bought Advent Calendars from Lidl today
Its November FFS
Isn’t than when you’re supposed to buy them, or are you a buy ten on Chrimbo eve and do 240 choccies type of lad?
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People in the Philippines and Filipino’s in Dubai have had Christmas trees up since September.
dont ask, dont query it any more as I am not home I have no idea whether the mrs has erected the tree.
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Lol
The one in Trafalgar Square is rumored to be a fake one on special offer from TK-Maxx
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An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.
The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
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Unpopular opinion alert.
Thank fvck. Finally.
I hate that bloody Pogues song.
Idiot drunken yobs trying to dance & scream along, crashing into your table/your drinks as if they are all fvcking Oirish.
It was always ok and Xmas spirit the first time but a month of it was just The Nightmare before Christmas.
Rant over
Since you’ve cracked the Christmas song seal, we should do a poll. Nominations for best and worst Christmas songs please.
I will start with Shakin’ Stevens Merry Christmas Everyone as one of my faves.
Least favourite songs are the religious wank Kitty releases to justify his lifelong bachelor status.
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Nicked
Nicked
Way better than the Pogues
Damn tricky
Does one pick the song that makes you feel most Christmassy
Dean Martin, Let it Snow.
Most sing a long in the car.
Bruce Springsteen Santa Claus is coming to town
Or Roy Wood. Because
None of the above.
2 legends every time
That whole Bob Rivers album is terrific 
Any more of this and I’m muting this thread
Bah, humbug 
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And yes it is awful
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