The usual CB suppliers
Smoked salmon and sundry goodies from Foreman and Field
Turkey from the local butcher
Cheese from Paxton & Whitfield
Crackers from the Fine Cheese Company
Pud and piccalilli from Fortnamās
Wine from Berry bros / Wine Society
Beers from everywhere
Trying to find a top drawer charcuterie at the moment - anyone got any ideas? - trying to avoid whole iberico legs if I can
edit: Twiglets from tescos
How the other half liveā¦
The advantages of not having to buy Xboxes / PS5 . phones etc for kids
I can divert all surplus funds down my throat
Meat, wine, beer, all from local suppliers. Seafood shipped from Cornwall. Anything else in the Waitrose delivery. Sorted.
I always assumed that day would come when they were eighteen. I have been disabused of this position.
I rarely bothered my parentsā finances after I was seventeen and got my first job.
Youngest is of a very similar mind. She is completely financially self sufficient, although she doesnāt have to pay for much.
I fear she will become like her elder sister when she moves out, who would demand a fully functioning and manned aircraft carrier if she thought she could get away with it.
On the plus side, they do buy me nice shit at Christmas, often clubbing together to get me something really cool. The year they got me a Switch made me feel like a kid again 
You going to have any vegetables with all that?
Has the rash cleared up yet 
Yes, but I still canāt sit down comfortably. 
Nah, the extended family arenāt getting an invite
Book reading age kids/grandkids?
Get on this for stocking fillers.
Written by a good friend from the sandpit days.
The Branston ok but why would you use Bisto?
I have managed to get a box of these in the middle of the South China Sea
Do we have pictures of the personal delivery?
I suppose thatās a stock photoā¦
Sorry. 
Sometimes I canāt help myself.
Yes.
But Mrs P_F uses my phone to browse this site.
Ania has Princess Di eyes that just drown you.
In my defence(I need somewhere to live)I invited her round for drinks next week when the boss will be home
Nah I was just cooking a steak when she rocked up
I fully respect the Oxo argument.
Equally
Bought. Perfect for my highly intelligent and inquisitive eldest grandson. 
You have qualified for " The Worldās most epic date fail DM"
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